went to the lake district with my gf at the weekend
had a walk around first day, it was really busy
2nd day we hiked up a big hill, not many people around but then we realised we went the long way, there were people around once we got to the top
finally got to a secluded bit
but she was trying to leave, headed for the main road (we were almost out of the place)
so in my panic to make her stay I picked up a bit of sheep sh*t and threw it at her (it was a small dry bit)
she was worried it was in her hair, it wasn't
she tried to leave again so I picked up the same bit and threw it again
luckily that stalled her escape, so I had a chance to get down on one knee and propose
and she said yes :-)
(p.s. she's really hot)
Must have been a good sheep!
Congratulations :)