... And im in work until 9pm tonight, so if im to make it through this hell shift I need your help.

What do you do to make yourself feel better when you have manflu?

At the moment im sitting with a hot cup of black sugary coffee, but its too hot to drink and im all bunged up so im feeling like eating ice cream.

Lemsip, bog roll, 4 nubile Swedish nymphettes, massage oil, towels and a sauna..... nice. Or what bear calls "a tuesday evening".

Failing that, sleep and fluids... oh, the lemsip and bogroll too.

Cheers
Tongy

A nasal decongestant may help, relief of swollen sinuses can ease the pain of manflu.

Anything with chilli on should help, hotter the better.

Beechams Flu Max Strength and loads of Coffee, they both speed up your metabolism and help you get over the cold faster

Fluids fluids fluids. In whatever form. A big 2l bottle of diet coke or carrot juice...because those Swedish sluts will suck quarts out of your willy wonka.

Sacrifice a ferret on the altar of Anubis. Hes waiting;





And then when the moon is new and the cat yowls three times drink a vodka + Lemsip.

That is quite possibly the campest dog I have ever seen !

Its damn fine looking standard poodle, though the poofy head *is* a wittle Glittery.

Hey, dont diss the Egyptian God of ..whatever.

ive got it too lol

anadin ultra and plenty of lucozade for me

Well appears to have taken a turn for the worse, Ive chills and shivers now, but my forehead is plastered in sweat.

I feel really sick trying to eat or drink anything, joints are all aching, and when I cough my brain seems to bounce around in my head adding "stabs" of pain to the constant headache pain.

I can no longer breathe through my nose and my throat is having spasms like trying to swallow but theres nothing there, and its red raw, or at least feels that way.

EVEN!!! MY FINGERS HURT TYPING!.

That sounds quite sh*tty, maybe you need doctor-level prescription drugs  

Im the only one in the office, and im the only one who is willing to work weekends, even to call in sick I would be expected to be up and working at 9am only with the phones diverted through to my mobile and working from home. Oh and I dont get paid for that.

gonna call it quits posting here tonight, im typing this with my one finger, holding my head in my other hand which is hurting my wrist so bad!!! but it helps the headache, and the brain moving thing, and groaning in pain.

uuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnng.  :cry: