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Title: Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 16, 2007, 19:50:29 PM
To find a stunning pair of snakeskin shoes.

Can anyone help? Circa size 8.
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 16, 2007, 19:52:52 PM
If ya wuz in the Holler, Id send you to Katy Ks Ranch Dressing (http://www.katyk.com/). 8)
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: funkychicken9000 on February 16, 2007, 20:12:43 PM
No nige, youll look like a bellend
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 16, 2007, 20:20:09 PM
There comes a time in every mans life, where he decides he wants a sports car for a penis extension and a pair of shoes to say "look at me, Im a prize tosser with expensive animal skins on my feet".

For me, this time is now.


Oh and FWIW, Ive seen them wore by friends, they look pretty classy if you have enough style to carry them off.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Ceathreamhnan on February 16, 2007, 20:25:48 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0Neif you have enough style to carry them off.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 16, 2007, 20:29:31 PM
Fark off :P  :lol:

I saw an amazing pair in Schuh a year or so back and sorely regret not buying them :(
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 16, 2007, 20:41:45 PM
I just realized that a lot of black brothers around here like snakeskin shoes. A search for "urban mensware" got you this:

http://upscalemenswear.com/pages-main/category-4_16/shoes-snake-skin.html

They ship world wide. 8)

Snakeskin cowboy boots can be part of either a classic "Nashville Suit" (Jeans and jean jacket or blazer) or even a Nudie Suit (http://images.google.com/images?q=nudie%20suit&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off). 8)
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 16, 2007, 20:48:32 PM
Cheers, none of those really scream out to me though, they seem a bit too pimp.
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 16, 2007, 20:54:07 PM
Pimp is good. :mrgreen: They just have to be the only pimp part of the outfit, short of the matching feather in your fedora.

Personally, Id go for an angle length pointy size zip boot along with a Western Style Suit. 8)
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Eggtastico on February 16, 2007, 21:03:35 PM
http://www.bootbarn.com/
They deliver to the UK
http://www.bootbarn.com/itemview/view/view/view/view/6746

Watch DHL though.. as theyll rip you off on the Tax. Ripped me off for Ã,£15. I got it back though  :twisted:

(http://www.bootbarn.com/details/product_images/P__Web_Work_Pete_Pete_Redesign_Nocona_1214734403-E.jpg)
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: knighty on February 16, 2007, 21:05:44 PM
sixe 8.... omg nige you have tiny feet !
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 16, 2007, 21:10:35 PM
My body is pretty propertional though. :mrgreen:

Those crocs arnt exactly what I was looking for Egg...
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Eggtastico on February 16, 2007, 21:12:15 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeMy body is pretty propertional though. :mrgreen:

Those crocs arnt exactly what I was looking for Egg...

now now.. dont get Snappy  :mrgreen:
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 16, 2007, 21:28:12 PM
On a related note, hat feathers (http://www.davidmorgan.com/product_info.php?products_id=70) are cheaper than I thought. :D
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: Serious on February 16, 2007, 23:04:33 PM
Quote from: maximusotterPimp is good. :mrgreen: They just have to be the only pimp part of the outfit, short of the matching feather in your fedora.

Personally, Id go for an angle length pointy size zip boot along with a Western Style Suit. 8)

OMGzor, maxi, I have to get myself some rent girls... :heehaw:

clicky
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 16, 2007, 23:59:46 PM
Blue Stingray leather shoes FTW. :8)
http://upscalemenswear.com/pages-productinfo/category-45_4_15/product-771/shop-by-footwear-shoes-stingray-belvedere-navy-blue-stingray-eel-shoes.html
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 17, 2007, 09:37:58 AM
Shame about the price tag :lol:
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 17, 2007, 14:50:22 PM
Sell the MX-5 and get Cadillacs for your feet. :lol:
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 17, 2007, 15:09:08 PM
snakeskin shoes FTW tbh...

doesnt matter if some other blokes think you look like a prick - making small changes and wearing stuff like that makes you stand out and gets girls interested - tis called peacocking
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Serious on February 17, 2007, 17:28:12 PM
Quote from: Davesnakeskin shoes FTW tbh...

doesnt matter if some other blokes think you look like a prick - making small changes and wearing stuff like that makes you stand out and gets girls interested - tis called peacocking

Or just being a cock...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 17, 2007, 21:10:49 PM
but girls love cocks  :mrgreen:

tis better than wearing the black trousers, black shoes and a crappy shirt thats seems to be the uniform of groups of lads in chav towns and citys.

they get to go home with some drunken slag once in a blue moon & more than likely just end up with a fat bird
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Eggtastico on February 17, 2007, 21:31:35 PM
http://www.pimpcostumes.com  :shock:  :mrgreen:  :lol:
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 18, 2007, 02:03:49 AM
Im with Dave tbh.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 18, 2007, 03:43:12 AM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeIm with Dave tbh.

So, no dance for me then? :lol:
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 18, 2007, 10:54:18 AM
 :lol:

I figure Im not going to get them online anyway, its the sort of thing I need to buy on inspection and fit. Im real picky when it comes to shoes and shirts.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Serious on February 18, 2007, 16:00:12 PM
Shirts are not a problem for me but shoes are, no matter how much I like thm I would want to try a pair on at least before I parted with  Ã,£100+
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 18, 2007, 16:05:19 PM
I wear bog standard Blundstone 510 (http://store.pegasusshoes.com/product.cfm/pid/1102/g/Men)s 99% of the time, so easy enough to mail order. :lol:
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Serious on February 18, 2007, 16:41:02 PM
I either wear cheap trainers or one of two pairs of these I have...

http://www.yanix.co.uk/shoe-stop/grafters/m20b.htm

One pair are tens so I can get more socks in. Really they were bought when I had water retention from a medicine side effect, nearly wreaked my kidneys permanently. Luckily they recovered and my feet went back to normal within three months. Cost me Ã,£20 for the pair so Im not complaining :D

Im wearing black cycling shoes ATM and can feel every step in the middle of my back.
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 18, 2007, 19:40:24 PM
Quote from: maximusotterI wear bog standard Blundstone 510s 99% of the time, so easy enough to mail order. :lol:

I do like the Chelsea/half boot style though the tread seems a bit rugged on that one tis like a walking boot - prefer a more dress style
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 18, 2007, 19:44:31 PM
Quote from: Serioustwo pairs of these I have...

http://www.yanix.co.uk/shoe-stop/grafters/m20b.htm

 :shock:



 :lol:
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: maximusotter on February 18, 2007, 19:52:53 PM
Quote from: Dave
Quote from: maximusotterI wear bog standard Blundstone 510s 99% of the time, so easy enough to mail order. :lol:

I do like the Chelsea/half boot style though the tread seems a bit rugged on that one tis like a walking boot - prefer a more dress style

http://www.shoeland.co.uk/html/body_dress_boots.html

Blunnies are the business. Leather is permanently bonded to the sole. Very comfy and durable.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Serious on February 18, 2007, 19:58:00 PM
Quote from: Dave
Quote from: Serioustwo pairs of these I have...

http://www.yanix.co.uk/shoe-stop/grafters/m20b.htm

 :shock:

(Image removed from quote.)

 :lol:

Theyre warm in winter and you can stomp on chavs faces with them  :mrgreen:

"Is that a hoodie you are wearing?"

"yeah"

/kick in nads with steel toecap...

"Got mumps too?"

Rigger boots arent cowboy boots by any stretch of the imagination. Most of the people who wear them tend to be bricklayers and similar.
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 18, 2007, 21:14:38 PM
Quote from: SeriousRigger boots arent cowboy boots by any stretch of the imagination. Most of the people who wear them tend to be bricklayers and similar.

I know dude - notice the bricklayer in the middle of the pick I posted ;)
Title: Im on a quest
Post by: Dave on February 18, 2007, 21:16:17 PM
Quote from: maximusotterhttp://www.shoeland.co.uk/html/body_dress_boots.html

Blunnies are the business. Leather is permanently bonded to the sole. Very comfy and durable.

V.nice - will have to get myself a pair
Title: Re:Im on a quest
Post by: mrt on February 19, 2007, 12:25:03 PM
Speaking of Hoodies and Chavs ....  was listening to Radio 2 and Chris Evans was talking about hoodies, and said we should feel sorry for these guys as a hoodie is nothing more than a cotton anorak!  Made me laugh loads.