bit of a miscalculation with battery powered secateurs
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:-o
And you didn't wipe your arse properly either :disappointed:
That must have hurt!
Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on March 04, 2025, 12:00:46 PMAnd you didn't wipe your arse properly either :disappointed:
lol, didn't notice that on the phone screen, it's left over stuff from the operation.... I hope
Quote from: XEntity on March 05, 2025, 10:43:21 AMThat must have hurt!
no pain at all when I did it
I wasn't even using them to cut at the time, I had them held to my chest with my left arm while I pulled on brambles with both hands... finger when in the jaws and a bit of bramble must have pushed the trigger... couldn't make it up
heard the noise of them cutting, felt them cut my finger, didn't know how bad it was
dropped everything... had thick gloves on, the finger was cut through... peeled the glove back and realised I was peeling my finger back too, cut right through the last knuckle, just a little flap of skin/flesh holding it on
Quote from: neXus on March 12, 2025, 06:01:02 AMHe's had worse :muttley:
when I went to A+E they bandaged me up, said if it's still alive tomorrow we'll fix it back on, if it's dead we'll take it off
back the next day, surgeon takes a look, all good he says, it's alive and doing well, we'll fix it back on
then they left me sitting in the waiting room 9 hours
on the operating table they un-bandaged it, said it's dead we'll have to cut it off... crossed everything off on the consent form they'd had me sign, wrote new stuff on and had me sign it laying flat on the operating table
pretty pissed off about that
and I've just realised... overnight bandage was tight holding it on... after they checked in the morning and re-bandaged it wasn't tight... weird it survived 12hours, overnight, me bumping it in my sleep etc. then died in the waiting room... bet it wasn't pushed on tight enough
got a JCB
brambles stand no chance now
(https://i.imgur.com/M1ncjti.jpeg)
p.s. did imgur used to automatically instert thumbnails with click for full image links or did we do it manually? I was sure it was automatic?
Lots of things dont seem to work any more mate.
(https://i.imgur.com/LmI940m.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Hp5KRob.jpeg)
still pretty swollen bun it did a week or 2 ago :-)
I'm going to say it again. Honestly, your stories and experiences are absolutely ridiculous, write a book.
Quote from: matt5cott on March 27, 2025, 22:06:16 PM
I'm going to say it again. Honestly, your stories and experiences are absolutely ridiculous, write a book.
"The life and times of a modern Knight"
I think people either wouldn't believe me, or would think I'm into self harm :-o
I have a brain infection causing swelling to the brain.
So I am technically growing?
That is fun.
it's fun but it's not fair at all, how come you get to grow while I shrink?
You have to have a brain for it to swell