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Title: Men are like ...
Post by: Miss_Kinky on August 25, 2006, 11:28:58 AM
1. Men are  like ...Laxatives   ...... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .......  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather .  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders   You need One, but youre not quite sure why.
5. Men are like  .....Chocolate Bars  . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like .... Commercials  ....... You cant believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  .....Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  . You never know when theyre coming, how many inches youll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps  . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: brummie on August 25, 2006, 11:31:22 AM
re: avatar: http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/6.page

My you have a big en  :shock:
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: mrt on August 25, 2006, 11:32:57 AM
Avatar ... more like wallpaper!!  ;)
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: Miss_Kinky on August 25, 2006, 11:44:35 AM
Dont worry I have found a shrinking potion for the little guy  ;)
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: mrt on August 25, 2006, 11:45:51 AM
That looks much better ... was very blocky before
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: brummie on August 25, 2006, 11:58:12 AM
but still 5 times larger than it should be  :disappointed:

Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: bear on August 25, 2006, 12:35:51 PM
Quote from: Miss_KinkyDont worry I have found a shrinking potion for the little guy  ;)

Many years since I saw that baby :)
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: brummie on August 25, 2006, 13:40:46 PM
Quote from: bear
Quote from: Miss_KinkyDont worry I have found a shrinking potion for the little guy  ;)

Many years since I saw that baby :)

do ya job then and remove it as it breaks the forum rules  :roll:
Title: Re:Men are like ...
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 25, 2006, 16:22:04 PM
I will be resizing it for her.

 :wave:
Title: Men are like ...
Post by: maximusotter on August 25, 2006, 17:47:47 PM
:panic:
Title: Men are like ...
Post by: knighty on August 25, 2006, 20:45:03 PM
tbh, why is the limit still 50k ?

should be up a bit gigher these days...

plus once its loaded once youve got it cached so its no big deal if it was 500k instead ?
Title: Men are like ...
Post by: brummie on August 25, 2006, 20:54:59 PM
Quote from: knightytbh, why is the limit still 50k ?

should be up a bit gigher these days...

plus once its loaded once youve got it cached so its no big deal if it was 500k instead ?

i agree but there are people still using dial up and those not been here before might be put off with pages taking ages to load.

It only takes 1 500k av thats slow to download to bring the site down with it.