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Title: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on January 29, 2011, 20:57:23 PM
I have two batches of homebrew ale on the go at the moment, and I'm needing inspiration for naming it.

I want it to be like the interesting names that the microbreweries go for, my favourite being Dr Mortons aka Abbeydale Breweries (http://www.abbeydalebrewery.co.uk/beer.html) and Brewdog (http://www.brewdog.com/beer).

Problem is, It's going to be some weeks before I can give it a taste, so all these names might not mean much.

Any ideas?

By the way, Check out Brewdog's Tactical Nuclear Penguin and Sink the Bismarck.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Eggtastico on January 29, 2011, 21:30:14 PM
Beige Burning Bastard Bock - http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate & The Loch Ness Monster Formerly Known As Finnigan's Poisonous Dopplebock (http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on January 29, 2011, 23:43:50 PM
"Soopahfly TNT"

with a photo of Jules Winnfield on the front :D
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on January 29, 2011, 23:46:40 PM
Lol, I think I'd prefer the name "Tasty Beverage" if I was having him on the cover.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on January 29, 2011, 23:48:21 PM
LOL I like that idea more actually :thumbup:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: DEViANCE on January 30, 2011, 01:08:10 AM
Quote from: soopahfly on January 29, 2011, 23:46:40 PM
Lol, I think I'd prefer the name "Tasty Beverage" if I was having him on the cover.

:bow: perfect
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: bear on January 30, 2011, 02:12:46 AM
Soopa Brew
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Cypher on January 30, 2011, 13:48:05 PM
Crimson Invader
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Tek_Ed on January 31, 2011, 14:15:03 PM
'Meet the floor'  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on January 31, 2011, 14:27:28 PM
Lol, I think we need to wait until we get the hydrometer out to work out the percentage before we get to that kind of name.

If we can get it tasty AND very strong, then this is probably the best.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/1849109365_569a41f236_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Edd on January 31, 2011, 19:06:50 PM
St Anky's!
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on January 31, 2011, 22:55:42 PM
We had a cheeky sip while bottling today, it's got a nice hoppy flavour.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 01, 2011, 09:19:52 AM
Boot the alcohol up too much and it's barley wine country not beer :cheers: :cheers:

I've had quite a few by Abbeydale, that Dr Mortons ain't bad  ;)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Tek_Ed on February 01, 2011, 10:45:42 AM
Barley wine is lethal by the pint! Fullers Golden Pride is my favourite thus far at 8%, but I find all barley wines a little too sweet for my palate.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 01, 2011, 10:47:08 AM
It's going to be ~4.5% so a strong ale.  The other batch is a low 3.8%, so a session beer.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 01, 2011, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: soopahfly on February 01, 2011, 10:47:08 AM
It's going to be ~4.5% so a strong ale.  The other batch is a low 3.8%, so a session beer.

Being as you're from Sheffs and familiar with Abbeydale, have you had 'Last rites' I got a half a few years back at a festival in the village where I live, it's erm 'quite strong' but tasty  :w00t: :ptu:

I like Moonshine myself but Absolutions probably the best they do for me :bow:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 01, 2011, 12:39:40 PM
I've had many a "last rites"

I think your're supposed to drink it in order with Black Mass.

Our local is abbeydale owned.  One run along the bar and you're on the floor :D

If you like the Abbeydale stuff, keep an eye out for Kelham Island stuff.  Easy/Pale rider is very nice.
http://www.kelhambrewery.co.uk/kIB%20Cask%20Ales%20Regular%20Beers.html
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 01, 2011, 14:28:31 PM
Pale Rider is my mate Chris' fave beer, I'm not that much of a fan tbh, same with Easy Rider :dunno:

You must get some Thornbridge up your way surely, it's hardly a million miles away from the brewery  :drool:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 01, 2011, 14:46:58 PM
Down here a few pints of Arkell's Kingsdown Special will see you on the floor, I rather like it. I don't recall if I've ever seen it back oop north though.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: bear on February 01, 2011, 15:01:19 PM
The only Barley Wine I have tasted was Old Nick and that was quite powerful.

(http://pages.infinit.net/andreroy/OldNick.jpg)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 01, 2011, 17:20:22 PM
Quote from: matt5cott on February 01, 2011, 14:28:31 PM
Pale Rider is my mate Chris' fave beer, I'm not that much of a fan tbh, same with Easy Rider :dunno:

You must get some Thornbridge up your way surely, it's hardly a million miles away from the brewery  :drool:

We've got a flagship Thornbridge pub up the hill.
http://www.mygreystones.co.uk/

And we got here :
http://www.sheffieldtap.com/

I'll take my camera tonight and document the bottling process of batch #2.
You'll have to excuse my clothes, as I'll have just finished playing Squash.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Serious on February 02, 2011, 03:29:41 AM
Supapee? If it's good you don't want your mates blagging it  :ptu:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 07, 2011, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: soopahfly on February 01, 2011, 17:20:22 PM
Quote from: matt5cott on February 01, 2011, 14:28:31 PM
Pale Rider is my mate Chris' fave beer, I'm not that much of a fan tbh, same with Easy Rider :dunno:

You must get some Thornbridge up your way surely, it's hardly a million miles away from the brewery  :drool:

We've got a flagship Thornbridge pub up the hill.
http://www.mygreystones.co.uk/

And we got here :
http://www.sheffieldtap.com/

Those pubs look ace, so many Thornbridge pumps  :cheers:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Eggtastico on February 07, 2011, 12:06:37 PM
firewater
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 07, 2011, 21:25:58 PM
Empty bottles for the 2nd batch, awaiting cleaning and sterilising.
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew1.JPG)

1st batch "resting"
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew2.JPG)

I'm ready for my close-up...
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew3.JPG)

Homebrew ready for bottling, the colour and murkiness is due to the fact that it's only just finished this brewing stage, and it's full of suspended yeast.
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew4.JPG)

Tim bottling :D
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew5.JPG)

The sum of our haul.  This needs to sit for a while before we can drink it.
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew6.JPG)

The scum in the bottom of the barrel.  This is just left over yeast.
(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew7.JPG)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Eagle on February 07, 2011, 21:27:30 PM
The other batch is a low 3.8%, so a session beer. = Old Slackjaw

;)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 07, 2011, 22:37:42 PM
I'm liking this operation. It's something I'd like to have a go at given the time and space, but I'll have no chance now I'm moving into an apartment.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 11, 2011, 10:36:40 AM
Just to get you back Soopah for those great Sheffield pubs...

(http://www.nottsbrew.co.uk/img/siba11.jpg)

That's 56 pumps in a row on a custom bar, I did a write up here http://www.nottsbrew.co.uk/

And I'm going back again after work :yarr:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 11, 2011, 10:40:40 AM
Quote from: matt5cott on February 11, 2011, 10:36:40 AM
Just to get you back Soopah for those great Sheffield pubs...

(http://www.nottsbrew.co.uk/img/siba11.jpg)

That's 56 pumps in a row on a custom bar, I did a write up here http://www.nottsbrew.co.uk/

And I'm going back again after work :yarr:

My god.... That's like a stationary beer festival..
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 11, 2011, 10:47:46 AM
Two more batches on last night, ready for bottling/kegging next thursday.

(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew8.jpg)

(http://www.checkyourbadself.co.uk/Pictures/Homebrew9.jpg)


4 drums @ 40 pints a drum.
160 pints.

Rough cost, about £80.
£0.50p a pint.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 11, 2011, 10:58:26 AM
Brew Kits cost anywhere between £8 and £40.  Usually make ~ 40 pints.
Not including the cost of the equipment, your pints will cost between £0.20p and £1.

We have gone for middle of the road "two can" kits. 

This stuff is so easy to make.

1. Clean and sterilise all equipment. Remove label and stand can(s) in hot water for 5 minutes to soften contents. Pour the contents into the sterilised fermenter. (plastic bucket to you and me)

2. Add 3.5 litres (6 UK pints) boiling water. Add 16.5 litres (29 UK pints) of cold water to bring the volume up to 23 litres (40 UK pints, 6 US Gallons) and thoroughly mix to make sure all the contents are fully dissolved.  This is easiest if you pour it into the cans you poured the malt out of, as the boiling water loosens any leftovers in the can.

3. Add the yeast, cover the fermenter and leave to stand for 4-6 days in a warm place (between 18-20 C, 65-70 F). Fermentation will be finished when the bubbles cease to rise (if you use a hydrometer, when the gravity remains constant below 1014°).  (we use a puppy mat and a proper homebrew immersion heater)

4. Transfer the beer into bottles or a pressure barrel and add half a teaspoon of Light Spraymalt per pint to each bottle, or a maximum of 85 grams (3oz) per 5 UK gallon pressure barrel. Sugar may be used instead. Stand bottles or barrel in a warm place for 2 days then allow 14 days in a cool place or until the beer has cleared.

If you're a beer nerd, then Light Spraymalt may be used instead of sugar for priming which will ensure that your beer complies strictly with the 15th Century purity law, the Reinheitsgebot.

Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: matt5cott on February 11, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
When are you going full mash, eventually you need to go full mash or GTFO imo :cheers: 8) ;)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Quixoticish on February 11, 2011, 12:02:26 PM
Light Spraymalt = Malt Extract?

If so, that's cheating.  8)
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 11, 2011, 12:07:11 PM
I've noticed my local Tesco Extra now have a section in one of the isles for brew daddies, kits, bottles, caps, all sorts. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 11, 2011, 13:37:51 PM
Quote from: matt5cott on February 11, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
When are you going full mash, eventually you need to go full mash or GTFO imo :cheers: 8) ;)

It is the plan, but at the moment I've got better things to do with my time than spending six hours boiling my hops.
Title: Re: Naming Beer
Post by: soopahfly on February 11, 2011, 13:39:30 PM
Quote from: Quixoticish on February 11, 2011, 12:02:26 PM
Light Spraymalt = Malt Extract?

If so, that's cheating.  8)

When you bottle the beer, you put half a teaspoon of sugar in to kick start the fermentation again for any left over yeast, and to emulate Co2.  It's what gives it the head.

Because Sugar isn't part of the "water, Hops, Yeast and malt" you can't put it in and keep it pure.