A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the
Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or
Colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can
Purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Theyre available at your local grocery store.
Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.
Forward this warning to five friends. If you dont have five friends, youre
Infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.