Ive just been exchanging emails with my colleague as I tried to see if I caught her doing a poo but she said she only does them at home.

Now Im no fan of public toilets but when I have to go I always make sure I line the seat with paper to prevent contact between skin and the seat. I know its a waste of paper also but Ill drop some paper down the toilet to prevent splash back. The other alternative Ive opted before is the crouching tiger hidden dragon but dropping one from a higher point increases the risk of splash back.

Just wondering if anyone else does this?

If i get caught out and i really need to use public toilets i dont bother with paper trick or anything but i do hold my todger away from the seat.

I dont want my man servant dangling in the water do i   -)

And the award for strangest thread ever goes to...

On the rare occasion I use a public bog for anything other than a whizz i.e. when I can't wait any longer and I'm about to crap my self, then I do the old line the toilet seat with paper trick as well.

Thought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!

I sh*t in a bag & take it home with me  










Ive actually never been caught short to use a public toilet TBH.

this is without doubt the oddest thread I have ever seen on an internet BB

Poo on the floor next to the seat. No wet willy, no splashback.

Quote from: jamieLThought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!

f**king hell my brother is a crazy person thats just OTT!

www.poopreport.com might be amusing for some of you to read if you havent heard of it before.

I think its bad enough wading through the piss on public toilet floors, let alone taking a crap.

My mate once got caught out ona  night out in Brum and desperately had to drop a few bombs, he ended up in a public cubicle and to his horror after evacuating found himself shy of anything to wipe with, except a crisp white ladies leather handbag that had been forgotten about... fill in the blanks  

Alan has plenty of stories about his brother too

Seems Im the only person that, on the occasion of getting caught out, just gets on with it. About the only pre-req before taking a dump is finding a stall/cubicle which has been flushed/is clean.

Mind you, I can kinda understand why you guys do what you do. The last time I got caught out, was when Id finally succumbed to the Norwall virus which my parents had had the whole week. I was at uni and had just seen my disso supervisor, feeling rough, and on the way to my car. Ended up dashing to the bogs where I first puked into the toilet and then proceeded to have projectile diarrhea. Seeing how contagious that virus is, Id be surprised if no one using that cubicle after me that day didnt come down with the virus either.

Depends on how much a state the toilets is... if its not pleasant Ill do the lines of bog rolls on the seat (doing this also its a check to see if there is bog roll before you commit yourself) otherwise I just get on with it.

Quote from: jamieLThought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!

Ive got to admit that ive deployed a landing pad on occasion as well splashback in a public loo is just not cool.