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Title: Pope joke
Post by: Dave on June 21, 2007, 18:55:22 PM
Whats the differnce between Pope John Paul II and little Madeline?

Pope John Paul died a virgin
Title: Re:Pope joke
Post by: Eggtastico on June 21, 2007, 18:57:36 PM
haha
Title: Pope joke
Post by: bear on June 21, 2007, 19:29:52 PM
I doubt that and that is a bit harsh especially as only
criminals know if so yet.
Title: Re:Pope joke
Post by: Madrocker on June 21, 2007, 19:48:27 PM
Kinda makin an assumption there arent you.

But this made me laugh

 
QuoteMeanwhile, the four-year-olds relatives are appealing for a pickpocket to return photographs of the girl that were in a wallet stolen from her father Gerry in London.

Not havein a very good time is he.
Title: Pope joke
Post by: Serious on June 21, 2007, 19:55:49 PM
Quote from: DaveWhats the differnce between Pope John Paul II and little Madeline?

Pope John Paul died a virgin

So you were there and have proof do you?
Title: Pope joke
Post by: Dave on June 21, 2007, 20:02:42 PM
Quote from: Serious
Quote from: DaveWhats the differnce between Pope John Paul II and little Madeline?

Pope John Paul died a virgin

So you were there and have proof do you?

why - you getting worried the police might be on to you?  :mrgreen:
Title: Pope joke
Post by: Madrocker on June 21, 2007, 20:04:39 PM
Quote from: Dave
Quote from: Serious
Quote from: DaveWhats the differnce between Pope John Paul II and little Madeline?

Pope John Paul died a virgin

So you were there and have proof do you?

why - you getting worried the police might be on to you?  :mrgreen:

lol
Title: Pope joke
Post by: Serious on June 21, 2007, 22:24:50 PM
Quote from: Dave
Quote from: Serious
Quote from: DaveWhats the differnce between Pope John Paul II and little Madeline?

Pope John Paul died a virgin

So you were there and have proof do you?

why - you getting worried the police might be on to you?  :mrgreen:

No mate, its just you know about it. I have no valid passport so cant go out the country, obviously from your earlier statement you were there. Did you enjoy taking part? Was she real good?

Now stop being a sicko and go back to posting responsibly.
Title: Re:Pope joke
Post by: SteveF on June 22, 2007, 01:06:27 AM
lol.  A child is kidnapped every 3 hours (apparently), its good to see the worlds attention being spread amongst them evenly.


Anyways, slightly off topic.  Heard a good Barrymore joke the other day that was in bad taste.

When asked if he was doing pantomime this year he wasnt sure...  he did alladin a few years back and hasnt heard the end of it.


Actually, that joke only came up because we were trying to think of a theme for a party and someone mentioned a bad taste party theyd had down south a couple of years back for ministry of sound.  Theyd actually meant the bad taste theme to mean dressed as a chav or wearing 1940s clothes but some people misunderstood.  Two lads turned up in Manchester united tops and blonde wigs (as those two girls whod gone walk abouts a few weeks earlier) and another guy showed up with talcum powder all over his hair.  Apparently he was there as Jamie Bulger - i.e. hed left his head and shoulders on the railway line.

The weird thing is... if someone invited you to a bad taste party I bet a few people would read it that way too. :)  I could just see Dave turning up dressed as the pope with blue face paint on lol
Title: Re:Pope joke
Post by: Rivkid on June 22, 2007, 09:34:04 AM
Jesus Dave thats a bit near the knuckle even for you!  :D

Totally agree with SteveF though - hundreds of children missing all the time - but theyre not all pretty, white and middle class are they? Yes itsd a terrible, terrible thing thats happened but the whole media circus is absolutely ridiculous.  But wasnt it Stalin who said one death is a tradegy, a million deaths is a statistic? How right we was.