Read this in the paper and had to post it
Has taken him 26 years but he needs to provide more for his family so he has got a new job and his new show will see him move to a large town
QuoteOSTMAN Pat is to leave Greendale village in his new series — after getting a PROMOTION.
The kids' favourite moves to a big town in Postman Pat: Special Delivery Service on BBC2 next year.
He is also likely to trade in his famous red van and meet new characters in "highly-charged storylines".
Makers Entertainment Rights said: "We are taking the much-loved characters into a dynamic new environment."
The 26-year-old show has been sold to 150 countries.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007300466,00.html
some things shouldnt be messed with IMO.
it wasnt broke...
Jaimz :rock:
"highly-charged storylines" :lol: :lol:
Its a kids programme for Gods sake... :roll:
Episode 1 :
Pat delivers an ASBO notice to Terry the local smack-head.
:roll:
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne"highly-charged storylines"
The following takes place between 12am and 12pm....
"Postman" Pat Bauer has 24 hours to deliver a critical package to CTU, and save his black and white cat from the evil terrorists clutches...Will he survive the nightmare?
Quote from: White GiantEpisode 1 :
Pat delivers an ASBO notice to Terry the local smack-head.
:roll:
lol, in his turbo charged v8
its all wrong, pat shouldnt get promoted, he should be made to do more work for no extra pay, and only the wankers who are forkin useless get promoted
bring it back to the real world
Quote from: skidzillaQuote from: Clockd 0Ne"highly-charged storylines"
The following takes place between 12am and 12pm....
"Postman" Pat Bauer has 24 hours to deliver a critical package to CTU, and save his black and white cat from the evil terrorists clutches...Will he survive the nightmare?
Shouldnt that be ...between 12am and 1am
I wonder if in the new show he will go on strike, or have to deal with people stealing stuff at the depot or if there will be a new guy from bagdad who seems a little dodgy
Episode 2 : Pat cant be arsed
Pat has an important package to deliver, but cant be bothered. He pulls up outside the house, cant be bothered getting the package out of the van and just fills in the "We called but you were out" slip instead.
Quote from: BeakerEpisode 2 : Pat cant be arsed
Pat has an important package to deliver, but cant be bothered. He pulls up outside the house, cant be bothered getting the package out of the van and just fills in the "We called but you were out" slip instead.
Episode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng
Quote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng
youre an idiot
Episode 4: Pat & da Cat are cruzing da streetz showing off da fresh new alloys smokin getn high listening to Dr. Dre (feat. - Snoop Dogg & Nate Dog) - The Next Episode, completely oblivious dat all the post is falling out da back of the van!¬%$
Eps 4 is rated 18 and will be called (guns and post retrieval)
Episode 5 : The Temporary Mailman
Pat is put in charge of some Polish Postmen in the Festive Season. They dont speak English very well, he doesnt speak Polish. Hilarity and mail to the wrong address ensues.
Quote from: EddQuote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng
youre an idiot
Am I really? You dumb enough to be a postman then and be offended by the above? Yeah I m being nasty it seems to be the thing to do on these forums with out reason.
Above comment is actual FACT becuase the parcel element of royal fail in my area had one guy who did that and was sacked for it because a parcel that should have arrived in the morning and actually 3 neighbours expect theirs all arrived at just before 8pm and the guy was found to be doing it a lot going home and posting later, he was sacked.
So statment true and posting in a humours thread about the silly change to an age old kids show
And you have to come on and be like a few of the other guys on the forums at the moment and be an idiot yourself, go you
Quote from: EddQuote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng
youre an idiot
So you have an issue with Episode 4?
Episode 6: Postman pat finds he cant deliver a parcel that is clearly labelled so he opens it, finds it contains a £1300 set of bagpipes, shoves it on ebay and flogs it for £60 instead.
How about?
Episode 7: Postman Pat smashes the very expensive painting hes supposed to be transporting and then refuses to pay the insurance on it.
or even?
Episode 8: the police raid Postman Pats house and find hes nicked half the mail he should have been delivering over the last few years. Some rooms are stuffed full of letters and parcels.
Some postmen do dodgy things, and not all of them are up to your standard Edd. Sometimes its the whole system thats screwed.
To be fair our regular postman is excellent, hell even pass you mail in the shop if you are on your way to work. He knows his round, and he must have been on it for at least 10 years. He doesnt like the temp guys at christmas though, they deliver something wrong, and he gets it in the neck.
Quote from: BeakerTo be fair our regular postman is excellent, hell even pass you mail in the shop if you are on your way to work. He knows his round, and he must have been on it for at least 10 years. He doesnt like the temp guys at christmas though, they deliver something wrong, and he gets it in the neck.
There are good ones, parcel farce thoguh uses same depot as mail in leicester and things go missing constantly 3/5 packages through them has to be sent more then twice. Our old postey was a nice guy dog loved him(in good way) but then the American one we had was a total idiot, But general royal fail aint doing well in terms of getting good and trusting staff at the moment and why if you had a choice of who took you post in the UK many would dump them.
Anyway on topic, I bet you get works in depot sized place with other postman and a million of characters all politically correct and the kids having no clue who any of them are after an hour after watching it
Episode 9: The sorting office
Pat has been told there is more money to be made in teh sorting office follow pat and how he learns the ropes in how to get in and out of parcels!`
Pat Almost Always Delivers
Episode 10:
Pats wife leaves him and takes the kids and moves to Germany, Pat goes mad and gets some guns and then goes to do his rounds
This the hard hitting story lines they are thinking of? :P
Thats
Episode 11: postman pat joins Al quida, loads up his van with WoMD and delivers them to varying locations around the country before nuking central London.
mmm mildly distasteful.
Jaimz :rock:
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Someone will have to link the episode of this new series when it appears on youtube, You know its just going to be so politically correct it will be insane
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Hahaha, post of the day!!!!!