TLDR : Go to the Asterisk*sScene :
Im the head chef in a small, but very popular (and profitable) local pub for the main brewery in Wales. I work between 50 and 60 hours per week, I struggle to do my job for a variety of reasons, but I get on with it because I need to pay the rent, and there are so many poor buggers out there without a job. Im having to plan various menus and events for the Xmas period, and despite these facts I still have to work on my own in the kitchen for 4 days per week - I turn everything on in the morning, and mop the floor at the end of the night.
So, today we had a quiet day, I got a lot of the weekly cleaning jobs sorted throughout the afternoon, and Im pleased theyre out of the way. We get a call early today from head office saying a few of the big-wigs will be attending tonight with a couple of reps from Heineken.
Cue the bar staff crapping themselves, I tell them to be calm and do what theyve been taught (Ive been working in pubs since I was 17 so its no big deal for me). Everything goes very smoothly, until the highest of the high head office people goes into our courtyard (which backs out from my kitchen) to have a fag. As this happens, a table of 30 walk in unannounced and all order food. As a quick explanation, if a table of 30 pre-booked, it would be a
major undertaking for us, at least 3 people in the kitchen, and a couple of extra waiting staff. As I was in a decent mood, and we hadnt taken much money on food I thought it would be a nice distraction. My company demands that food, no matter what it is and no matter how many people have ordered before you, takes a maximum of 15 minutes to arrive at the table, ever cooked a piece of gammon an inch thick?
Anyways Im cracking on, Im about 7 minutes away from sending 25 of the 30 meals out (I dont have space to plate more than that at once), and the proverbial hits the fan.
The kitchen has a door that backs out from it to the courtyard, and when its busy I have to open it because the extractor canopy we have is older than I am, and wasnt designed to cope with the amount of smoke that comes with cooking so many grill meals I had to all at the same time. Please note that if the door is closed and more than 10 slices of bacon are on the grill at once the kitchen turns blue for about 10 minutes and my eyes water to the point of being blind. I dont fancy being blind and walking around (on a slippery floor) in front of various pieces of equipment all between 180 and 250degC, cooking loads of food.
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The big-shot from head office picks up the door wedge, throws it into the kitchen, and slams the door shut. I dont know who has done this by the way, the wind has been known to play tricks with that door. I finish sorting whatever Im doing, nip over to the door, gingerly open the door (customers have a habit of the leaning on it when its open), see a random bloke and say :
"I need this door open please", he replies,
"This door should be shut,
, , "
Then he literally, and I mean full on, hard as he can, slams the door shut with my face less than an inch away from it.
I ask to see the Assistant Manager (my missus ) and tell her Im going to walk out, she understandably wets it and calls the manager. He comes downstairs as its his day off asks her what the issue is, storms into the kitchen and boots the door open, and says "Sod the ***stard". Very uncharacteristic for my manager, but I appreciated the gesture.
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More background :
The door shouldnt be open, I know this very well. It could lead to a variety of problems - insects flying in causing contamination etc, etc.
However, if I said that it is unsafe for me to work with the door shut, I wouldnt have a job - Ive spoken to reps from a local equipment supplier that says a new extraction system would cost around £8000. The brewery wont pay that when they can fire me and get someone who will put up with the danger for a lot less. Ive worked for this company on and off for around 5 years, and they are known within Wales for being one of the worst big chains to work for. As an example, Weatherspoons pay a pound more per hour for bar staff, I dont even want to think what I could get for my experience.
My big problem is the way the gentleman spoke to me. Im 26, and an overworked chef. Youd be surprised what effect a dude with access to a variety of sharp and boiling hot items can do to someones attitude. This chap, no matter how hard he works, gets 4 weeks a year, plus bank holidays off work. 10 days at Xmas, and a pretty much unlimited supply of beer and food vouchers. Poor you with your Bentley and 6 bedroom house. Ive never in my life wanted to put my foot through someones face as much as this guys. I had to ring my mum (how bloody sad is that), as I was shaking so much, the adrenaline coursing through me was unbelievable - Ive had three guys twice my size pin me against a wall and the rush was nothing compared to this. I hate violence, and anytime I see it on the news I feel genuinely sick, but all I wanted to do was make this guy realise Im one of the tiny reasons he has such a nice car, such a nice house, and so much power. I hate to think how he has spoken to people without confidence, or younger staff. In my early twenties I would have smacked him silly, but I have too much to loose right now.
/rant over.
The big issue for me is how I felt. I really wanted to hurt this person. How dare he speak to another human being like that? I wouldnt do that in a million years. Egg might (I appreciate your reply).
I rang my mum simply because I wanted to break something so much I didnt know what else to do, and I could tell even she was shocked at how wound up I was. I know the company so well that no matter which route I take when it comes to a complaint about someone from head office, it has to go through this guy, so there is no point even bothering. Maybe that is why I am still so angry, knowing there is nothing I can do.
Appogies for the long post.
Screw you S*B*A*N - I put my life and soul into my work and this is what I get, and scrawny suit slamming a door in my face?!?!?!?
**Sorry for the extreme punctuation, I seem to be obsessed.***