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Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..

Started by jamieL, December 10, 2007, 23:05:38 PM

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Miss_Sexyeyes

Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

White Giant

Mmm April is nice.

*Edit - Im sick. Ah well.

Serious

Quote from: jamieLOf course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)

Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.

Miss_Sexyeyes

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Quote from: jamieLOf course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)

Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.

I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!

FaT LeoN


M3ta7h3ad

Quote from: Miss_Sexyeyes
Quote from: Serious
Quote from: jamieLOf course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)

Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.

I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!

To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.

Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol

And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.

Clock'd 0Ne

I think the phrase "got wood?" fits perfectly here.

Miss_Kinky

Or if totally crude "a good batting session lol"  :lol:

Rivkid

Quote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.


that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D
Career, Wife, Mortgage... my sig was better when it listed guitars and PC's and stuff!

Serious

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Quote from: Miss_Sexyeyes
Quote from: Serious
Quote from: jamieLOf course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)

Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_SexyeyesAnyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.

I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!

To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.

Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol

And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.

Used to be a bloke who bought a coffin and slept in it. Think the idea was to get used to it before he passed on or something...  :shrug:

Was on the TV a good few years ago so hes probably moved in permanently by now.

M3ta7h3ad

Quote from: Rivkid
Quote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.


that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D

Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D

Rivkid

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Quote from: Rivkid
Quote from: M3ta7h3addefinately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.


that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D

Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D

Jesus - Levi Roots has got a lot to answer for!! :D
Career, Wife, Mortgage... my sig was better when it listed guitars and PC's and stuff!

Pete

Half-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.

^ It doesnt work, does it?
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Poison_UK

Ermmm I prefer June out of them all :)

Serious

Quote from: sdpHalf-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.

^ It doesnt work, does it?

IF they insist I will try it inside the coffin. Providing its sloped and they are on top to reduce my pain levels I dont mind 8-)