I seem to have developed a bad habit over the hols ... smoking ... im a very fit guy so this isnt good for 2007.

It started on a night out in Pontypridd (Wales). I was with a few mates in a club full of only girls and decided to have one before I tired my luck, bit of dutch courage. This one deteriorated into a packet whilst talking and every time I went out after (alot as it was Christmas) I seemed to drink a few jars and said yes when someone offered me a smoke. Its got to the point that I now crave the buggers!

I got my first day back at work tomorrow and managed to surprisingly find a bottle of expensive wine someone bought me in my van. In my curiosity I decided to have a glass (or two) and now I NEED to smoke! Have I gone mad? How do the f**k do I stop! Have I become a casual smoker? OH NOES!

Dont stop. Smoking is awesome. People that complain about your second hand smoke are second hand cool. Let them know this, and theyll be happy you shared.

ok hi im ERU (aka Steve) and Im dead now. Smoking didnt kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the sh*t out of me one night. I tried to run but they had more energy than I. I tried to hide but they heard me wheezing. Some of them smelled me!

lol

Im trying to quit atm, well Im thinking about it anyway, I think my coolness has peaked after 10yrs of smoking and its time to focus my resources on obtaining steady supplies of charlie.

I was having a row with a girl the other day about charlie. Is it defined as Speed or Coke ?

"This public service announcement has been brought to you by Laramie and Menthol Moose."


Homer: Well, its been two hours.  How do you feel?
Bart: I dunno.  I kinda want a cigarette.
Homer: Thats a good start.  Lets get you a pack.  Whats your brand?
Bart: Anything slim!

Charlie = coke
Billy = speed

When you smoke more youll learn all the cool terms.

seems I lost that row then and all my mates are addicts. Perhaps I need to start taking an interest...

Give up while you still can. Its too late for me, but you can live my son. Go. Leave me with a rollie and a few matches. Ill hold em off long enough for you to get away. Quick. The cancer draws closer. Oh God, its got a regiment of yellow teeth and flaccid penises with it. GO!

You have smokes!  Do you live near Coventry? and can you pick me up as im not able to drive!

Brain washing always works

My brain died in 1990 RIP

lol coventry

Panic over im off to work now ...

If you are running short try the new Saddam quick drop method. Its guaranteed you will stop smoking immediately and never start again or your money back!