I seem to have developed a bad habit over the hols ... smoking ... im a very fit guy so this isnt good for 2007.
It started on a night out in Pontypridd (Wales). I was with a few mates in a club full of only girls and decided to have one before I tired my luck, bit of dutch courage. This one deteriorated into a packet whilst talking and every time I went out after (alot as it was Christmas) I seemed to drink a few jars and said yes when someone offered me a smoke. Its got to the point that I now crave the buggers!
I got my first day back at work tomorrow and managed to surprisingly find a bottle of expensive wine someone bought me in my van. In my curiosity I decided to have a glass (or two) and now I NEED to smoke! Have I gone mad? How do the f**k do I stop! Have I become a casual smoker? OH NOES!
Dont stop. Smoking is awesome. People that complain about your second hand smoke are second hand cool. Let them know this, and theyll be happy you shared. :)
ok hi im ERU (aka Steve) and Im dead now. Smoking didnt kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the sh*t out of me one night. I tried to run but they had more energy than I. I tried to hide but they heard me wheezing. Some of them smelled me!
lol
Im trying to quit atm, well Im thinking about it anyway, I think my coolness has peaked after 10yrs of smoking and its time to focus my resources on obtaining steady supplies of charlie.
I was having a row with a girl the other day about charlie. Is it defined as Speed or Coke ?
"This public service announcement has been brought to you by Laramie and Menthol Moose."
Homer: Well, its been two hours. How do you feel?
Bart: I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
Homer: Thats a good start. Lets get you a pack. Whats your brand?
Bart: Anything slim!
Charlie = coke
Billy = speed
When you smoke more youll learn all the cool terms.
seems I lost that row then :P and all my mates are addicts. Perhaps I need to start taking an interest...
Give up while you still can. Its too late for me, but you can live my son. Go. Leave me with a rollie and a few matches. Ill hold em off long enough for you to get away. Quick. The cancer draws closer. Oh God, its got a regiment of yellow teeth and flaccid penises with it. GO!
You have smokes! Do you live near Coventry? and can you pick me up as im not able to drive!
Brain washing always works
My brain died in 1990 RIP
lol coventry
Panic over im off to work now ...
If you are running short try the new Saddam quick drop method. Its guaranteed you will stop smoking immediately and never start again or your money back!
smoking is gay - was only ever cool when you were in school
now all it does is make you smell, waste your money, stain your teeth & make you die earlier.
If youve only recently started then you might as well just go for the will power approach - just make sure you dont turn into one of the muppets who come out with utter crap like
Im just a social smoker
Im not really a smoker but I do smoke occasionally
and the classic...
I can give up any time I like
I used to smoke 40 a day, after about a year and a half of growning from 1 a week to that.
Id suggest, cut down from what you are on at the moment. Although if youre smoking on a night out you really cant do anything in my current thought pattern other than say no to them when they are offered.
Although somthing you notice about yourself might help you, are you getting slightly yellow teeth? Are you worried about your health in later life? your friends health in later life? (passive smoking) Are you worried you wont be able to get an erection? (again) :snigger: try thinking of the bad sides of smoking and focus on those.
I tried to give up for 3 months, finally did it at the NYE party Cornholio had :D
the best way to quit smoking is to punch yourself in the nuts everytime you think you need a cigarette. you will soon stop smoking if you religiously follow this regieme.
Quotemake you smell
I got told I smell very nice today :p
u mean thats whats making me bald?!
Who doesnt like to smell? :shrug:
Quote from: maximusotterWho doesnt like to smell? :shrug:
Like cigarettes, the smell is horrid.
That is subjective.
Quote from: sdpThat is subjective.
Yeah, we keep on getting subjected to smelly fag smoke from smokers... :P