Right, this is the thread to create an amazing story based on all of our thoughts :P
The only rules are
-You must add 3 words to the story at a time, continuing on from the previous post
-You cant post twice in a row
-And no posts that arent part of the story!
So I will begin:
This morning I....
scratched my bits...
and my bobs
..in order to...
...get some salty bits for...
mums pewter shaker
^^ didnt read the rules!! 3 WORDS! :P
anyway:
....which didnt have...
holes in it
, instead it had...
dirty great big
well engineered slots
ideal for storing..
cups of tea
laced with strychnine
to kill people
with cucumber sandwiches
which taste like..
big banana sandwiches
if bananas were
actually small cucumbers
for the midgets
from the small
yellow polka dot
bikini land of..
mammoth breasted midgets
An airbagged hamlet,
medium in size
yet serenely bucolic
with gaily coloured
quite nicely flamboyant
flabby-breasted old woman.
She was a
dirty little harlet,
her penis was
three feet long!!!
She unscrewed it,
and replaced it
with a very
handy balloon whisk.
which enabled her
to beat meat
so she could
use the produce
as a blanket
Ensconced in chard,
a man stuck his finger
up his own
nasal passage to
release hot fury
itsukushimiau koto jitai
What the Bollocks?!
I like furry
pigs burning hot
soup over a
big dead badger
scrotum, which smelled
like cheesy poofs
who like anal
retentive walnuts
(that was cornie btw)
. my mother said
son, you gotta
play with your
small but effective...
multi purpose tool.
While I slept...
the others came
up his bum
alllllll night long
staircase and fell
behind his victim
who clobbered him
with a clobber.
made out of
injection molded clobbertanium.
They then thought
that pink Elephants
Were taking speed
to make them
Fart like penguins
whod been eating...
lots of ragu
they died and
Had a great
time fiddling with...
vaporous heavenly Stradivari
in their pants
children were playing
strings and rosin
down the street
they found a
big smelly poo
they got naked
little baby chicks
to manufacture thirtyfive
mechanical eye openers
for the elephants
who like eating
cute little duckies
roasted on poo
with sticks up
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And then took a shower got cleaned up and went for a nice meal.
[Oi! 3 word limit]
Steven thought he
smelled a little
like menstrual discharge
so he decided
to buy a
an old volvo
which he assumed
would never die
and never did
the end .
But then, the
end was neigh
said the horse
who liked jumping
into puddles of a rather smelly
puddles left by people who dont understand they are only allowed to write THREE words...
or cant be
arsed to read
the friggin rules
I pity da
fool who doesnt
read the rules
because they have
huge mofoing titties
and nips that
go hard like
crusty muesli in
the winter snow
a swiss box
is useful for..
carrying several different
kindsa swiss midget
crossbow with arrows
for shooting all
the rabid llamas
that eat all the
fruit flies legs
said arthor to
a drunk merlin
, drunk on luuuuuuurv
,farted in the
face of the
queen of sheba
sheeba sheeba shoooo
, then he did
not much else
until he needed
to do a
short but sharp
and very long
emptying of his
incredibly long, hard
to entice, member
of the conservatives
with insane urge ..
to eat lots
of little baby
rolls of toilet
stuffed with screaming..
giant turnips that
excrete puss blobs
so fast that..
they cant see..
the hippopotamus doing a
tapdance on a....
small and round..
dragon. Next morning...
became yesterday which
means today is
the week end
so stay drunk...
untill you find your
Quote from: DEViANCEuntill you find your
thats 4 words :o so i shall start with your last one...
your car keys
else you will
quite possibly die
a nasty death
caused by a
glitch in the
subway alarm system
so everyone needed
damn good shagging
From seabirds and
serious from tekforums
who loves to
have a quick...
poke from behind
in an old
palace owned by
hugh heffner, who
likes big titties
, small african countries
see what i did there ;)
and Tony Blairs
Yep and now for a twist :)
dead old cat
. Producing new sounds
by farting to
limp biscuits chocolate....
....flavoured water? Then...
let them eat
lots of cake
made of slimey
green old politicians
who like to
eat orange people
for their breakfast
because the zebras
dance like injuns
worshipping gay midgets
and giant midgets
in the moonlight
except when the
milkybar kid is
in town, because
our galaxy has
been sold out
of chocolate fudge
and lovely cheesecake
doused in vinegar
with a little
bottle of rum
and a coating
of nude monkeys
with enormous testicles.
recently imported from
lake titicaca, where
sexually aroused midgets
playing with a
fiddle, stare intently
into the eyes
of three big
round and juicy
onions with lots
of midget pornstars
who loved it
so so much
but not as
flying jesus man
got bored and
jumped over the
test tube baby
. who coincidentally shat...
on my boots ?
Indeed said the...
stuttering man with...
senile dementia who
the big ugly
split the world...
by unleashing a
cock upon innocent...
sheep which could
Fart like a
ARSEnal football fan
while during the
diet cherry coke
is my favorite
nb: this is making even less sense than normal....no sentance whatsoever!
thing for cleaning
out the inside
of carpet munchers
and their small
but very efficient
fizzy drinks that
go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! when
you pick them
and flick them
into the fire
of hell he
licked his nuts
clean from all
cheese and vegitation
the end.
not very funny
said the narrorator
who shot himself
accidentally in the
pelvic floor muscles...
which is kind
of interesting. however,
leaving the floor
an irate cockle
Picker got caught
with pants down
and a huge
monster in the
pile of dung
ate him up
yummy yummy yummy
monster said smiling
at Jeremy Clarkson
who, clueless muttered
on that bombshell
I will put
a caravan and
wearing my old
blue jeans ill
rip my pants
with the loudest
petrol-engined chainsaw
while shouting "POOWWWWEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!"
then farted loudly.
Astonished hearing that..
cheese makes galaxies.
and sports cars
the monster said
BOO! and laughed
sliding down the
triple breasted bum...
of the hippopottamus
based sushi. However,
I think you
need some pussy
cats for that
dirty smelly fanny
craddock cookery book
of ghostly things
that go bump
after falling off
the moon while
Whistling Swanee River
for a beautiful
sparkly little pig
dancing happily down
the big pond
where there was
mermaids and snakes
, christina aguilera monsters
and Toady Blairs
he dove into
The honey pot
and sunk into
a blissfull coma
but then, unexpectedly
womitted ten adorable
baby seal corpses
in panda fur
Which ate him
which reminded him of the day that I scratched my bits... (http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/738.page#8812)
lovely day to
tour the impressive
planet called spam
and eggs, because
lack of ham
in the atmosphere.
. On reentry rectally....
the moon atmosphere
burnt his bum
on a quaint
cape cod eve
of the moon
shining like kerosene
powered jet-engined
chocolate muffins that
dance like big
tanned beach broilers
whilst slapping on
big hairy chest
i think were due a fullstop
.