fsk blogs i cba
but this is a good read [except if you have just eaten, etc. - beware - Serious]
kinda nsfw contains naughty words but still good.
here (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_ruptures_appendix_hilarity_ensues.phtml#284)
QuoteThe nurse told me to pull my gown off my crotch and took out a long tube. It is called a Foley Catheter, and it is used to drain your bladder when it is not under your control, either because you are unconscious (for surgery) or cannot control it yourself (paralyzation). I measured it later, and it is exactly 16 inches long.
I took one look at that garden hose he was holding and my heart stopped. I?d rather get f*cked in the a** with a telephone pole then take that thing up my urethra. I have heard absolute horror tales about what that thing feels like going up your dick.
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Very humourous but not for the faint harted. Also completely overdone.
The guy is very much like that if you read the other parts of his site. Funny though.
hes so self centered its untrue. However hes a damned good comedy writer, if even half od the stuff on that site is true then he must be ablast to party with.
/me had to have a catheter fitted after the operation on my leg... the anaesthetic messed me up so I couldnt pee... and being drugged up I thought it would be a good idea to drink as much water as possible to force it out :s
thank god I was on a morphine drip :o
roflmao :)
Had me and my workmate in stitches here. :D Brilliant find.