Grrrr. I almost got close to fisticuffs with the biggest east coast jagoff Ive ever met in my life. Remind me to never ever set foot in New Jersey.
Took dogs to the poo and run park. Start conversatin with a cute (married :P ) young lady from Chicago about stuff like where to find good hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches in this town. Shes loving the music scene and the food scene, as its really quite astounding. Guy interrupts with "but what is there to do in Nashville?" Were a bit shocked as theres plenty of music, museums, galleries, awesome parks, etc. He looks at us blankly and says, "but all Nashvillians are idiots". Im like, "scuse me?" He repeats. And I ask, then why the f*ck do you live here? He says "do you know who I am? Im famous, Im the number one talk show host in this market, Im in People magazine!" I counter, "Oh, I just thought you were another asshole". He counters, "well youre an idiot like the rest of them...do you know who I am?"
Finally I just leave, as Im about to punch the jerk, as for all her warts, nobody messes with Nashville in front of Max and gets away with it. I yell one final time, "Go back to Jersey ya idiot f*cking guido." He asks, "See, you speak like an idiot. Whats the last thing you read?" "Kirkegaard on the sh*tter, and you apparently last read People magazine."
:lol: I win.
Foul mouth neer won fair lady, but Im sure the witty discourse shone through and impressed da bitch.
sounds like you both came across as equal gentlemen. ;)
dont get stressed by idiots max. not worth it.
You dont move to a city and start trash talking people on the street. Hes lucky he didnt get a proper pounding. Its pretty unequal if you ask me. Some wealthy radio personality feels the right to insult people because therre famous. Again, hes very fortunate that there was just me. If my right winger aquaintances had been there, hed have been escorted off the property at the point of a Beretta. We dont take kindly to carpetbaggers comin down here with their egos.
Oh, and whats funny, is that I routinely see and chat with people in this park that are hugely famous in the music industry, people that would make him look like a little sh*t. Strange that those folks act just like folks. :lol: We try to keep the high and holy segregated off in Belle Meade, you know, folks like Al Gore and his bunch. :D
I really have no idea what you are talking about most of the time fella, but its always nice to hear someone "famous" (however relative that may be) getting a put down when they get too big for their boots.
Carry on, however trash talk in front of ladies, which doesnt end in a fight, is usually a bit pathetic.... my wife tells me :D
Cheers
Tongy
He claimed to be the biggest radio personality in the SE. Whatever. As if that was lisence to insult people. Typical radio jock. Hell probably trash me tommorrow morning.
He kept going on and on about this being a back holler part of the country. Yeah, and we didnt open up the worlds most acoustically perfect symphonic center (http://www.nashvillesymphony.org/main.taf?p=2,8,1) yesterday. Sheesh. Davidson county also voted for Al Gore an John Kerry. Our mayor and governor are moderate sane democrats.
Anyway, I was dressed pretty redneck with huge gold square aviators and camo pants. He didnt know who he was messin wit. I checked "People" when at the grocery. Flipped to page 128. No radio jock. What a liar. :lol:
I was going to say, thats easily trackable... what a mong.
Only one thing worse than being famous.... pretending you are.
Cheers
Tongy
The best part was his repetition of "know who I am?!" to which I finally started shouting back, "Know who I am?!" :lol: Apparently, he didnt. :D
Quote from: TongyI was going to say, thats easily trackable... what a mong.
Only one thing worse than being famous.... pretending you are.
Cheers
Tongy
I used to do it all the time (sdp aka DJ Kebab), til my mates started getting bored of the whole thing & telling girls I was a male prossi :whoops: . And so the BS war began.
You know, I reckon Max probably nearly gets in to fights quite a lot ;) Didnt something happen here recently?
Youre thinking about my altercation with the metro parks cops while on my bike. That was simply in the southern tradition of less find us someone to mess wit and make our batons feel bigger. Cost me $63.50 to call the cop on his b.s. and worth every cent. I in no way did anything in the wrong.
I get into shoving matches with jagoffs more than most because Im usually the biggest guy around. So when theres a "situation" a tall burly bald swede wearing cop glasses usually is more effective than the 5 4" Thai chick. :lol: I dont pick em, but dont let folks get away with crap. Im sort of the local dog park cop. Mongs, as Tongy so aptly calls them, often bring their pit bulls down to terrorize, so Ive broken up some of those fights. Scarier than a girl fight. :D
damn i must have forgotten to mention IM an international SUPERSTAR!!
Got a ping back from a local radio guy I know via usenet. Hes never heard of the guy. Total and complete fabrication. Now I dont feel so bad about the nasty loogie I left on his caddies door handle. :D
you should have wiped your cock on it.
"HEY YOU TECHNICALLY TOUCHED MY DICK"
homophobes are fun to play with.