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Title: What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: brummie on August 22, 2006, 13:18:41 PM
Shamelessly robbed from another forum but funny from this side  :D

(http://www.8rummie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/paint.jpg)
Title: What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Mardoni on August 22, 2006, 13:41:40 PM
laugh and cry, scream and cry :s
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Thrawn on August 22, 2006, 13:47:36 PM
Find out if its too late for an abortion.
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 22, 2006, 13:53:23 PM
I wonder if there is a way to claim it on home insurance. Surely there is a naughty children clause somewhere :lol:

I do have to ask though, what moron leaves an open tin of paint in the living room with kids about.
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Mardoni on August 22, 2006, 13:56:13 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeI do have to ask though, what moron leaves an open tin of paint in the living room with kids about.

My Grandad...

...only I was 20 and he put it at the foot of the ladder while I was up said ladder painting the ceiling :o

Needless to say, we both laughed a lot at the destruction of a 30 year old piece of carpet :)
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Cypher on August 22, 2006, 15:41:13 PM
Look up how much they are buying kids for medical experiments these days...
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Post by: FaT LeoN on August 22, 2006, 15:43:00 PM
If its emulsion there is hope.....
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Mardoni on August 22, 2006, 16:45:57 PM
Quote from: FaT LeoNIf its emulsion there is hope.....

That sounds like a man with experience :)
Title: What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: bear on August 22, 2006, 16:52:18 PM
Make sure there is no danger for the kids depending on whats in the tin.
If the paint is harmless take the kids outside and pour the
remaining paint over them and tell them that is how the TV feels right now ;)
Title: What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Porch Monkey on August 22, 2006, 17:24:29 PM
Tell the kids its lead based paint regardless, kids imaginations are a far better weapon than physical punishment.

Something along the line of "You know you used to have a brother until he played with a can of paint...hes not here any more"
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 22, 2006, 18:00:57 PM
Im starting to think hubby set it up to have an excuse to give wifey on why they need a 40" plasma :mrgreen:
Title: What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: maximusotter on August 22, 2006, 18:30:43 PM
Id be like, "is that a kahuna burger?" and we all know where it goes from there... :mrgreen:
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: knighty on August 22, 2006, 18:39:39 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeI wonder if there is a way to claim it on home insurance. Surely there is a naughty children clause somewhere :lol:

maybe hey did it on purpouse for that ?

the kid has a big sime on his face.... would he still be smiling by the time youve seen it and gone to get your camera ?

insurance job is you ask me, blame it on the kiddies :o
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Privateer on August 22, 2006, 20:37:31 PM
Laugh,

Leila got sh*t out of her nappy and covered Krystal and a lot of toys in it.
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: Smugs on August 22, 2006, 22:10:45 PM
Unlucky  :lol:

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Post by: Serious on August 22, 2006, 22:35:06 PM
Id wonder how they got past the locks on the paint cupboard!  :shock:
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: FaT LeoN on August 23, 2006, 00:40:43 AM
That tin doesnt even look new and geting a new tin of paint opened with a screw driver and luck is difficult at the best of times never mind an old tin with dryed paint stuck to it!
Title: Re:What would you do to them if they were yours?
Post by: mr_roll on August 23, 2006, 08:20:01 AM
Home insurance.