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Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: neXus on June 30, 2008, 01:09:09 AM
They are shooting two protons at each other at the CERN particle accelerator, the massive one we discussed a little while ago today for the first time.
As some scientists feel the experiments will create uncontrollable small black holes which will destroy the world!!!!

WERE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: Goblin on June 30, 2008, 01:17:33 AM
Hey, if we get compressed down to a singularity wed all be close enough to hold another Samcrasher.

Wont last long, but itll be great to meet you all and be infinitely compressed with you.
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: neXus on June 30, 2008, 02:54:59 AM
Quote from: GoblinHey, if we get compressed down to a singularity wed all be close enough to hold another Samcrasher.

Wont last long, but itll be great to meet you all and be infinitely compressed with you.

I wonder what sort of warning you would have, lol.
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: skidzilla on June 30, 2008, 05:36:22 AM
Quote from: GoblinHey, if we get compressed down to a singularity wed all be close enough to hold another Samcrasher.

Wont last long, but itll be great to meet you all and be infinitely compressed with you.
Ill be the proton to your anti-proton! :P
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on June 30, 2008, 08:39:47 AM
Quote from: neXus
Quote from: GoblinHey, if we get compressed down to a singularity wed all be close enough to hold another Samcrasher.

Wont last long, but itll be great to meet you all and be infinitely compressed with you.

I wonder what sort of warning you would have, lol.

Probably next to none.

Id imagine a singularity created that close would just inhale us all in the space of a nano second if that.
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on June 30, 2008, 09:04:49 AM
Yes, I doubt wed all have time to stand around chatting about it.

"Hey, whats that ominous looking darkness on the horizon headed this way?"

"Hmm, I checked the weather this morning, there was no mention of any singularities forming... :?"
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: Poison_UK on June 30, 2008, 10:13:49 AM
They will of allready performed tasks like this behind closed doors.. Its just a public display now! :)
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: skidzilla on June 30, 2008, 14:47:09 PM
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1755/largehadroncolliderso1.png)
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: zpyder on June 30, 2008, 20:30:47 PM
Have they turned it on yet? Have we all been sucked into an alternate reality where everything is exactly the same as before, but the odd socks have now been paired up in our drawers?
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: Goblin on June 30, 2008, 20:57:41 PM
Odd socks still unpaired. Singularity avoided.

However, Im guessing this wasnt the "big test" since http://www.lhcountdown.com reckons there is still a week until they fire up the LHC.
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on June 30, 2008, 21:09:35 PM
So what did they collide today? Small hadrons instead of large ones?
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on June 30, 2008, 21:58:45 PM
Think it was just a section test.

i.e. a short segment of the collider was tested.
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: knighty on July 01, 2008, 00:10:05 AM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeSo what did they collide today? Small hadrons instead of large ones?

i know its pretty childish, so Ill blame it on the dislexia... but i cant read that without getting the d and the r the wrong way around in hadrons  :heehaw:
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Jaimz on July 01, 2008, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Clockd 0NeSo what did they collide today? Small hadrons instead of large ones?

i know its pretty childish, so Ill blame it on the dislexia... but i cant read that without getting the d and the r the wrong way around in hadrons  :heehaw:

Naked, poorly-endowed yet sexually aroused men running full pelt into one another? Sounds like a jap gameshow.

Jaimz :rock:
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: Sam on July 01, 2008, 03:31:43 AM
They arent turning this on for a month or so Nexus.
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: skidzilla on July 01, 2008, 03:58:22 AM
Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Clockd 0NeSo what did they collide today? Small hadrons instead of large ones?

i know its pretty childish, so Ill blame it on the dislexia... but i cant read that without getting the d and the r the wrong way around in hadrons  :heehaw:
Sometimes its like the Internet knows what youre thinking... (NSFW)
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: FaT LeoN on July 01, 2008, 23:52:26 PM
 :wtf: :gag:  :mutley:
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: knighty on July 02, 2008, 00:41:17 AM
roflmalofla !
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: El Jacko on July 02, 2008, 08:29:41 AM
Maybe when they finally do a big test, the whole universe will be replaced with an entirely new one and the words Level Up will appear in the skies...
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Quixoticish on July 02, 2008, 10:05:46 AM
Quote from: El JackoMaybe when they finally do a big test, the whole universe will be replaced with an entirely new one and the words Level Up will appear in the skies...

Been watching "Mock The Week"?
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: El Jacko on July 02, 2008, 16:46:29 PM
Yes I have, it was on Dave last night :mrgreen:
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Smugs on July 05, 2008, 23:49:44 PM
Nevermind.  :drama:
Title: World Ends today folks
Post by: Sam on July 06, 2008, 04:43:04 AM
Just checking in to say my side of the hemisphere is still here.
Title: Re:World Ends today folks
Post by: Pete on July 07, 2008, 20:31:40 PM
http://www.lhcountdown.com/

The website has been sucked in!  :bounce: