Quote from: Edd

Quote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng

youre an idiot

Am I really? You dumb enough to be a postman then and be offended by the above? Yeah I m being nasty it seems to be the thing to do on these forums with out reason.

Above comment is actual FACT becuase the parcel element of royal fail in my area had one guy who did that and was sacked for it because a parcel that should have arrived in the morning and actually 3 neighbours expect theirs all arrived at just before 8pm and the guy was found to be doing it a lot going home and posting later, he was sacked.

So statment true and posting in a humours thread about the silly change to an age old kids show
And you have to come on and be like a few of the other guys on the forums at the moment and be an idiot yourself, go you

Quote from: Edd

Quote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng

youre an idiot

So you have an issue with Episode 4?

Episode 6: Postman pat finds he cant deliver a parcel that is clearly labelled so he opens it, finds it contains a £1300 set of bagpipes, shoves it on ebay and flogs it for £60 instead.

How about?

Episode 7: Postman Pat smashes the very expensive painting hes supposed to be transporting and then refuses to pay the insurance on it.

or even?

Episode 8: the police raid Postman Pats house and find hes nicked half the mail he should have been delivering over the last few years. Some rooms are stuffed full of letters and parcels.

Some postmen do dodgy things, and not all of them are up to your standard Edd. Sometimes its the whole system thats screwed.

To be fair our regular postman is excellent, hell even pass you mail in the shop if you are on your way to work.  He knows his round, and he must have been on it for at least 10 years.  He doesnt like the temp guys at christmas though, they deliver something wrong, and he gets it in the neck.  

Quote from: BeakerTo be fair our regular postman is excellent, hell even pass you mail in the shop if you are on your way to work.  He knows his round, and he must have been on it for at least 10 years.  He doesnt like the temp guys at christmas though, they deliver something wrong, and he gets it in the neck.  

There are good ones, parcel farce thoguh uses same depot as mail in leicester and things go missing constantly 3/5 packages through them has to be sent more then twice. Our old postey was a nice guy dog loved him(in  good way) but then the American one we had was a total idiot, But general royal fail aint doing well in terms of getting good and trusting staff at the moment and why if you had a choice of who took you post in the UK many would dump them.

Anyway on topic, I bet you get works in depot sized place with other postman and a million of characters all politically correct and the kids having no clue who any of them are after an hour after watching it

Episode 9: The sorting office

Pat has been told there is more money to be made in teh sorting office follow pat and how he learns the ropes in how to get in and out of parcels!`

Pat Almost Always Delivers

Episode 10:
Pats wife leaves him and takes the kids and moves to Germany, Pat goes mad and gets some guns and then goes to do his rounds

This the hard hitting story lines they are thinking of?  

Thats

Episode 11: postman pat joins Al quida, loads up his van with WoMD and delivers them to varying locations around the country before nuking central London.

mmm mildly distasteful.

Jaimz

Someone will have to link the episode of this new series when it appears on youtube, You know its just going to be so politically correct it will be insane

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Hahaha, post of the day!!!!!