Here are some punchlines we could have used...

This..Is...My...CHRISTMAS LIST!
All I want for christmas is a new shirt
How long do I have to pose here, I think the guys are pulling faces at me.

All he wants for christmas is his 2 front fingers    
http://www.carols.org.uk/all_i_want_for_christmas_is_my_two_front_teeth.htm

Im dreaming of a red Christmas?

Or is that more a Diehard song? :/

"Im on hand to carve the turkey"

Ashley J Williams vs John Mclaine.....

An interesting fight,