1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. Im spread before Im eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long its in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. Im called a big swinger. What am I?

10. Im at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?































1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Got nine of them right, the last one is rather more vague than the rest though IMO.