Most criminals everywhere cant break into a car without either damaging it or breaking the locks. Not like the old days when we could open every door on your car, in minutes, without so much as the slightest single scratch. <*I have never stolen any car, and the owner was always locked out of their vehicle when I did it.*>

Unfortunately they also think like Neanderthals, petrol+matches=fun!

This is far more likely if it looks abandoned TBVH.


Actually, look at the cars around yours, they might have been trying to tell you that the area is too posh for a cinq.

True dat!
I get windows twitching when I turn up now, the missuss dad has a freelander and my deli dwarfs it.

sory to hear that man  Little swines.

Did you ever hear anything about yours steve?
Dont think the average pikey would reach to do any damage to my new one, they cant reach the top of the doors to bend it, cant even reach the windows to break them. I look down on the Range Rovers and other such 4x4s/

nah - the manual turned up at the police station but the car vanished into thin air.  Insurance company eventually paid up a decent amount tho.  Its suprising that a car can literally vanish in this day and age.