Quote from: knighty

Quote from: Chris Hjaded miserable bastards

wtf do you mean by that eh ?

are you talking about me ?



dont bother locking your doors tonight, thatll only make me angry when I come round ...  try not to be too surprised when you wake up tonight and some twat (me) is rapeing you in the ass with a broom pole. f***ing ar** hole


you mean like that?

Ouch! At least give the poor man some lube!

Its okay, being raped by Knighty is like a rite of passage on Tek. Ive been posting here for donkeys years but now Ill feel like I actually belong.  8-)

Quote from: Rivkid

Quote from: knighty

Quote from: Chris Hjaded miserable bastards

wtf do you mean by that eh ?

are you talking about me ?



dont bother locking your doors tonight, thatll only make me angry when I come round ...  try not to be too surprised when you wake up tonight and some twat (me) is rapeing you in the ass with a broom pole. f***ing ar** hole


you mean like that?

Ouch! At least give the poor man some lube!

Blood is the natural lube. Ive heard

Quote from: Rivkid

Quote from: knighty

Quote from: Chris Hjaded miserable bastards

wtf do you mean by that eh ?

are you talking about me ?



dont bother locking your doors tonight, thatll only make me angry when I come round ...  try not to be too surprised when you wake up tonight and some twat (me) is rapeing you in the ass with a broom pole. f***ing ar** hole


you mean like that?

Ouch! At least give the poor man some lube!

I wrapped some barbed wire around the broom especially for Chris. Think he enjoyed it TBH.