A Jewish man  was  sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.
 
A friend of his walks in, and seeing this strange phenomenon gets very upset and says to him: "Moshe, have you lost your  mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"
Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?  Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews being lost by assimilation and intermarriage,  Jews living in poverty. So I switched to reading the Arab newspaper.

Now what do I find?  Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media,  Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the  world.

The news is so much better!"