A recent survey was conducted to discover why essex girls get out of bed in the middle of the night:

- 6% said it was to get a glass of water.

- 11% said it was to go to the toilet.

- 83% said it was to go home.

Of those 83% - Only 27% ever made it back to their own house, the rest getting lost or diverted by speed bumps warnings which made them go looking for a quick lay.

Is that supposed to be funny?    :?:

reminded me,

whats the difference between an essex girl and an essex boy?
The girl has a higher sperm count