A couple were sitting up waiting for their fifteen year old son to come home from a social engagement when the boy comes into the house with a big smile on his face.

"Hi Mom! Hi Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what? Ive just had sex for the first time and it was wonderful."

His mother turned bright red and said to her husband, "Hes your son. You talk to him." Then she left the room.

The father said, "Son, thats great. Now youve become a man and Im proud of you. Im going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike youve been wanting. I hope you dont mind waiting till pay-day to get it".

"Thats OK Dad," said the boy. "I couldnt ride it right now anyway. My arse is too sore.

One surprised daddy

lol  

ROLF!!!

Jaimz

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guess he wont be getting the bike afterall then!  

Quote from: Dave:shock:

guess he wont be getting the bike afterall then!  

Why not? He took it up the ass like a man. You should be so lucky.

LOL good one.

Quote from: Dave:shock:

guess he wont be getting the bike afterall then!  

The bloke who did it certainly would!

@ joke