Im a little teapot short and stout!

too stupid to laff at

Only cause your emo

am not

are too

AM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SHUT UP COS YOUR REALLY ANNOYING NOW

cool vid.

KEVIN YOUR STARING TO SCARE ME NOW

"DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE AN EMMMOOO!!!

BOO HOO WIBBLEY WOO, IM GONNA NEED A NEW HAIRDOOOO, IM GONNA CRY IM DOWN ON ME KNEES, I AM AN EMO!"

yaaaarrr

shes not an EMO

OK THEN

Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward. I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course, Stabby Rip Stab Stab. And it doesnt help that I couldnt get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know...

Im an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
Youd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
Im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when Im dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Im dark, and sensetive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now Im grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I cant get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, its never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they dont need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, you know, its so dark. And its suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans... which look great on my by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
Im just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, Id only be half right!

I look like Im dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be E-Mo

My parents just dont get me, you know. They think Im gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, its the 2000s. Cant 2... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I dont know diary, sometimes I think youre the only one that gets me, youre my best friend...

I feel like tacos.

NEED I GO ON

are you all just quoting that EMO vid thingy?

NOOO KEVIN AM NOT