Fun stuff to do when youre bored.

Eat glass
Agitate skunks
Have a turpentine skulling contest
Perform your own heart surgery
Sit on a rose bush (if your mega-bored, you can do it without pants on)
Hold a seance and try to reach Princess Diana
Hold your own TV Telethon
Smoke rats
Put a turtle on a clay pigieon launcher and yell "Pull!"
Countinually switch lights on and off until someone punches you
Play Maths adventure games on your computer
Do a 4 piece jigsaw
Listen to rap music
Eat a whole packet of Saladas and then try and whistle
Have a diving contest in a yet unfilled pool
Teach lepers to play "Tug-o-war"
Use cats for finding yet un-detonated mines in Vietnam
Take up tapestry making as a hobby
Shoot nerds
Have car eating contests
Light your pants on fire
Play bobbing for pirhana
Chew on electrical cables until your house is blacked out
Have a football kicking contest with a deflated ball
Dynamite ant hills
Annoy a bear
Assassinate hampsters
Lick glaciers
Paint ducks fluro pink to make it easier for duck hunters
Hold a riot at your local football stadium
Declare mob-rule for a year in your city
Squirt your parliment member with chocolate sauce
Put your hand in a blender when its moving
Hijack a plane
Irritate a tiger
Play Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun
Kick a bus
Attach yourself to a train door, from the outside
Run for parliment
See a John Grisham movie
Read a John Grisham book
Eat a whole pig
See how far you can bend a ferret
Get a bull-ant and put in your underpants
Throw an emu off the top of a building to see if it can fly
Create a new race of lemming
Start a war between Russia and America
Have a bowling contest with Saddam Husein
Use cane toads for golf practice
Take up residence on the San Andreas fault
Adopt a baboon
Contract a deadly disease
Eat light-bulbs
Headbutt solid objects
Take a walk in St Kilda at around 7 oclock
Sniff glue, lighter fluid and fuel in one go to get an extra buzz
Wear dark glasses at night
Send yourself bomb threats and hate mail
Kiss a dog
Amuse people by walking on glass
Tape commercials
Watch channel 9
Read about the history of macaroni
Fake UFO sightings and pictures
Color self Tiger colors and sit in the member Collingwood stand
Put your tea in the microwave for twenty minutes, then skull it
Pour mass amounts of salt into your mouth
Fill a bath and then put mines in it
Walk on bear-traps
Eat your own vomit
Introduce folk dancing to the school bullies
Repeat age old jokes and tickle people to make them laugh
Use silly and overall unworkable pick-up lines on girls
Crucify yourself
See how many voles can be stuffed into a 2 litre container
Become a member of the Polka music lovers society
Skull tobasco sauce
Go to a historical building
Chew slowly on electric eels
Feed animals at the zoo
Snap bras
See how it feels to have Tourette syndrome
Grow your own cocanie
Go deer hunting with paintballs
Curse uncontrollably
Create your own deity
Watch all of "Gone with the wind"
Sing tunes from "Pirates of Penzance"
Eat all of your pumpkin soup
Write about stupid things to do when your bored
Skid down a ashphalt road with your bare ass
Talk to imajinary friends
Grow a hotdog tree
Eat really spicy food, extra fast
Use a cheese grater to trim your toenails
Become a streaker as a full time job
Waste paper
Adopt a pet rock
Talk to yourself
Play with the traffic
Walk around in a velcro suit, and stick to stuff
Busk for fruit
Go for a walk
Play lawn bowls
Waste money (my favorite)
Buy yourself a toupee
Open a string factory
Contemplate belly-button lint and its properties
Scoff food as an excuse to get that special deal at Jenny Craig
Go mosqito hunting
Run through the wetlands in a duck suit, quacking, for a thrill
Create your own action movie "Rumble in the Bowels"
Invent the stylish new doona suit (its a good idea!)
Buy clothes that dont fit
Attack terrorists with pillows
Wear something that makes a statement, like "Im an idiot!"
Start a mexican wave in an empty stadium
Build a sand castle in a hurricane
Watch the home shopping network
Smell your own armpits & feet
Watch "Australias Funniest Personal Injury"
Sit on peoples laps (another favorite)
Spel things fonetikly OR spell things phonetically
Swim in polluted river
Rent "The golden age of collonic irrigation"
Hit yourself with a fry-pan
Create your own Hercules spin-off
Try to make any sense out of Melrose Place
Chloroform yourself with your socks
Flush toilets continually
Start a rock collection
Grow your own shoes
Put parking meters in your neighbours driveway
Eat huge amounts of ice-cream, to get a great headache
Teach worms the basics of pole-vaulting

Grow your own strong fiber (hemp is good) pants.

Theach a horse to smoke.

Collect McDonald hamburger wrappers.

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Quote from: MadrockerFun stuff to do when youre bored.


Listen to rap music

Well now youre just being offensive!

"Adopt a pet rock"

hmmm, an Idea for a new website.

Quote from: Thrawn

Quote from: MadrockerFun stuff to do when youre bored.


Listen to rap music

Well now youre just being offensive!

Agreed, thats going too far TBH.

Sir Mix-a Lot commands you to listen to rap.