well yesturday my brother and i went on a mission for pans in leamington spa. however we were waylaid by my brother collapsing in the middle of leamington with chest pains. being the sort of person to be quite handy in a bad situation we were going to get a ride in a blue flashing yellow thing quite quickly.

15 minutes later we are in casualty, cardiac related problems were ruled out because the pains didnt radiate, ecg reading were normals and so were the heart tracings. so i go to the toilet to "relieve" some strain

and proceeded to wait another 8 hours while they found a bed to diagnose the problem. 4 consultants all banging their heads together and shooting him full of pain medication (as he pretty much had everything they could give him orally, so intratvienous opiates were the way forward so they could examine him.)

he is being discharged today with a hernia in his diaphram lol.

fire all the middle management in the nhs and use the money for beds. F the non medical staff imo.

Does that include all the cleaners?

Quote from: redwell yesturday my brother and i went on a mission for pans in leamington spa. however we were waylaid by my brother collapsing in the middle of leamington with chest pains. being the sort of person to be quite handy in a bad situation we were going to get a ride in a blue flashing yellow thing quite quickly.

15 minutes later we are in casualty, cardiac related problems were ruled out because the pains didnt radiate, ecg reading were normals and so were the heart tracings. so i go to the toilet to "relieve" some strain

and proceeded to wait another 8 hours while they found a bed to diagnose the problem. 4 consultants all banging their heads together and shooting him full of pain medication (as he pretty much had everything they could give him orally, so intratvienous opiates were the way forward so they could examine him.)

he is being discharged today with a hernia in his diaphram lol.

fire all the middle management in the nhs and use the money for beds. f**k the non medical staff imo.

well done...

brilliant.

so we fire all non medical staff... who makes the patients food, if they dont eat they dont get better? who cleans the wards and the patients clothes? if they get infections from dirty surfaces they die.

i am sure you must be taking the piss with this thread.

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Quote from: redF the non medical staff imo.

so we fire all non medical staff... who makes the patients food, if they dont eat they dont get better? who cleans the wards and the patients clothes? if they get infections from dirty surfaces they die.

i am sure you must be taking the piss with this thread.

Hes desperate and Knightys wont go anywhere near him dispite the offer of cash :mrgreen:

TBH there are a lot of managers in there the NHS would probably be better without.

Nige will know how similar this sounds to me at the moment.

Quote from: Deaths HeadDoes that include all the cleaners?

damn right

sack the contractors - hire proper cleaners and give the authority over them back to senior nurses - then we might actually get clean hospitals

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Quote from: Deaths HeadDoes that include all the cleaners?

damn right

sack the contractors - hire proper cleaners and give the authority over them back to senior nurses - then we might actually get clean hospitals

No more MRSA yay