An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like
a young girl for the night.
Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
"Im 90 years old," he says.
"90!" replies the woman. "Dont you realize youve had it?"
"Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"

and that joke was ancient before the old man was born

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only heard it today