A man has tickets for the 2006 final. After he has been sitting in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him taps him on the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the 2006 Final, one of the great sporting events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my wife. She was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first final we havent been to together since we got married."

"Oh, Im sorry to hear that," replies the man. "Thats terrible. But couldnt you find someone else to take the seat? A friend or relative, or even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head and says, "No, theyre all at the funeral."

Quote from: DEViANCEA man has tickets for the 2006 final. After he has been sitting in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him taps him on the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the 2006 Final, one of the great sporting events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my wife. She was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first final we havent been to together since we got married."

"Oh, Im sorry to hear that," replies the man. "Thats terrible. But couldnt you find someone else to take the seat? A friend or relative, or even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head and says, "No, theyre all at the funeral."

LOL raise d a smile  

More like a :mutley:

Although they would never have arranged the funeral for that day anyway  :?

Not bad.