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Johnny Kingdom - Johnny Goes To Lapland - Tosser

Started by Pete, January 05, 2007, 19:57:33 PM

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Pete

What a dickhead. First he gets drunk on the plane and jumps straight into a car. Then in Finland hes like wwwooo England pwn constantly to the natives and then his entire narration is like a 5yr old has wrote it;

"I like reindeers I do. They have big feet. They are very pretty. I like them."

So anyway, hes travelled especially to do a piece on reindeer and the thing breaks down to:

* Him getting drunk
* Him drink-driving "not like in England"
* Him fishing "not like in England" and flag-waving
* Him spending 5 mins watching the reindeer eating hay "not like they do in England", narrating with insightful remarks such as "they have very thick coats. They have big feet," "theyre different to the English deer because..." and "Ewww they dont taste too good."
* Him looking at a squirrel "not like the ones in England", admittedly a cute one.
* Him going reindeer-racing "not like in England" & more flag-waving.

At least there werent any turtles.

TV just pisses me off, I should know by now not to watch it. This numpty got a free holiday from the BBC to go get drunk and wind up the locals.
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.