I love these emails, give me a giggle

QuoteGreetings,
   
I am Barrister David Sharp, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Late Mr. Alexander Litvinenko, A Russian ex-Spy in London who was poison with polonium-210 and died on the 23rd of November 2006 at the University College Hospital here in Central London. Before his death my client made a secret and confidential confession to me that he was poisoned by his Russian Associates.
 
Two weeks before his death my client handed to me a portfolio which contents some deposit documents with security code numbers of a deposit worth of $9,500,000,00 USD in a security firm which i cannot disclose to you now. As his personal Attorney I believe that his associates will be coming after me because my client never told me why they poisoned him rather in his confession he told me not to disclose the portfolio to his associates or any one in the family and that I should be very careful, since his death i have not been myself that is why I contacted you to assist me as a Foreigner, First to claim this funds in which I will give you the security codes and every legal backing documents to claim the funds for investment purpose at which I will give you 40% of this funds for your assistance and also invest with you in your country, I assure you that there is no risk in this transaction and there will be no trace of the transfer, please be informed that this is very confidential, if you are interested write to me in my private email or call me.
 
Thank you.
Barr. David Sharp

HELP Me, they are going to kill me! lol

Not so clever language though

Quotewho was poison with polonium-210

You know I still read that as him being poisoned by savoury sliced sausage.

I must have got around 200 barclays phishing emails last week.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/3920536a28.html :mrgreen:

A few things, arent Barristers mainly in th UK and a couple of ex-UK colonies? Also, isnt the expression "**** at law" an American term and usually they are called Attorney at law.

They need to work on their English too. No legal eagles English would be that bad.

Cheers
Tongy

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