There were two church-going women gossiping in front of a store when a
cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind
his horse and slapped his mouth full on its rectum.
 
One of the stunned women cried: Thats disgusting, why did you do that?"
 
to which the cowboy replied, "Ive got chapped lips."
 
Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better?".
 
"No," said the cowboy, "but it stops me from licking them.

 :?

 :cry: