feast your eyes on this website!!! i found it yesterday whilst trawling the net in my immense boredom. i  :wub:  the t shirts!

http://www.paulkidby.com/

Ooh, some nice ones there, I laughed at this...

http://www.paulkidby.com/tshirts/anthill-1.htm

The Guild of Seamstresses ones are good too, although most people who dont read Pratchett wont know what its about.

yeah, its a shame really, they dont know what theyre missing.

i want this!!  http://www.paulkidby.com/jewellery/index.html

You could always mug dave  :mrgreen:

Nice. I know where my next paycheck is going.

Quote from: SeriousYou could always mug dave  :mrgreen:

ive already dropped the biggest hint in the world that i want it for my birthday. dropping said hint consisted of showing him the website, pointing at the picture and saying "youre buying me that for my birthday". lord knows the man cant take hints any less obvious than that.

doesnt that rather classify as an order rather than a hint?

nah, to dave, thats a hint. one he gets.

Quote from: Mongoosedoesnt that rather classify as an order rather than a hint?

According to women that still qualifies as a hint. An order is accompanied by actual threat of violence.

BTW sometimes a question from a woman that looks like it has two or more options doesnt. Believe me, Ive been there.

Quote from: SeriousBTW sometimes a question from a woman that looks like it has two or more options doesnt. Believe me, Ive been there.

I think we all have, the hard bit can be working out which of the options is the red herring.

Try this then

Male1: I wish I hadnt got married, I did it too young.

Male2: Im not going to get married.

Female: but you would if the right woman came along?

That depends on your relationship to the female.

Option 1) Friend: answer, nah probably not.
Option 2) One whod youd like to get into bed with. answer: well shed have to be one pretty spectaculr woman.
Option 3) Sigificant other, answer: Yes, of course.