Buy a torch, or preferably a bedside lamp. End of problem.

You in London? I thought you was moving to Bristol?

If it is Brissle, whereabouts did you choose in the end?  Whats your place like?

Mate ... the toe thing sounds painful; although agree about the blog of the week thing, your posts are hilarious.  We felt the pain with you!!!  

lol I was in london only for a training session.

However somethings come up and I may be on long term deployment to Milton Keynes