try and catch her at the coffee machine or whatever, offer to buy her one, then slip some rohypnol in, bish bash bosh, job done, lets face it thats the only way youre gonna get her
Yeah? and what happens if she realises what you are up to and exchanges cups with the ugly bint behind her? You end up getting raped by the most ugliest one in the office right in front of the coffee machine. They gay bloke joins in, you are now known as Rodger DArsey and have to exit ASAP with your life ruined - forever.
Sleeping pills are a much better choice and then use reds option by offering to take her to hospital in your car. If she switches cups on you at least the ugly ones unconscious and you can put a bag over her head later.
Dont forget the condom, you dont want to be stuck with the bint, or paying maintainance for a damn ugly kid.
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Its deception at the end of the day. She could have been shooting off somewhere straight after work for any number of things but instead she has to wait around while some muppet that let the air out of the tyres so nobly offers to fit the spare, which when she gets to wherever shes going with then has to go through the hassle of reinflating the original tyre and having the wheel fitted back on. What a guy 
Some scrote stole my dust caps and I was livid, you can imagine how annoyed I would be at someone letting the air out of my tyres.
Yeah, and a damn waste of time. You let the air out of the tyre and then go back to work, keeping an eye on her leaving and go out with her. This means you are paid for the time you wait and because you are with her there is no problem with being suspected of doing it...
