http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/unitedarabemirates/7204090/Arab-ambassador-discovers-bride-is-bearded-and-cross-eyed-behind-veil.html

Man youd be disappointed

Cross eyes can be cured with an operation. Beard can be done with lazer. Face like a pigs arse might be expensive though.

Pic or she didnt happen.

Laser doesnt have a z in, as theres no such word as ztimulated.

Theyre typos