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Daniel in the lions den?

Started by Serious, June 05, 2006, 23:41:33 PM

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Serious

Dont think so...

QuoteLioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animals enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday

"The man shouted God will save me, if he exists, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

You know invoking god sometimes isnt such a good idea, think he still qualifies for a darwin though...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;_ylt=Aqx1uSZMq6QmmY.2Az1nSO.s0NUE

maximusotter

I guess we can all sleep in on sundays as thats that then. :lol: :mrgreen:

knighty

tut, everyone knows you have to be a spell caster level 3 to be able to invoke god, this n00b was obviously only a level 2 !

Clock'd 0Ne


DeltaZero

Quote from: Clockd 0NeDarmok and Jalad at Tanagra

a Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.


/star trek geekness

funkychicken9000

And that is why you dont have a girlfriend.

DeltaZero

Quote from: funkychicken9000And that is why you dont have a girlfriend.

A funky chicken you may be....but a wrong one! I do, and shes lovley! :P

Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.


/star trek geekness

 :ptu:  :bowdown:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

DeltaZero

Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
Quote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.


/star trek geekness

 :ptu:  :bowdown:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

Indeed! And all I can say to the people who dont understand is Shaca, when the walls fell!

Maldonado

Quote from: Clockd 0NeDarmok and Jalad at Tanagra[ETC...]

Get. The. Fork. Out.

maximusotter


Thrawn

Quote from: DeltaZero
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
Quote from: DeltaZeroa Star Trek TNG quote! The Tamarian said this to Picard when they were down on the planet being attacked by the unknown entity, meaning (loosley - as the Tamarian language is based on metaphor) we must trust each other. Darmok and Jalad being two people, Tanagra being a place at which an even occured leading Darmok and Jalad to trust each other.


/star trek geekness

 :ptu:  :bowdown:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

Indeed! And all I can say to the people who dont understand is Shaca, when the walls fell!

I understand, in fact you could say:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

DeltaZero

Quote from: ThrawnI understand, in fact you could say:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

I am glad to see Im not Darmok on the ocean on this one! I personally think we should Uzani, his army with fists closed Serious for Khidir beneath Momouteh and Kiteo, his eyes closed. His sig Zinda, his face black, his eyes red!

Clock'd 0Ne

To all the fellow nerds I say:

Ri and Jiri at Lunga. Ri of Luwani, Luwani under two moons. Jiri, of Umbaya. Umbaya of crossed roads, at Lunga. Lunga, her sky grey.

To all the haters:

The river Temarc, in winter. Or face Kiazis children, their faces wet

Clock'd 0Ne

Actually we could come up with some great Tek related conversational metaphors:

" Serious, on Yahoo! "(discovery of information)

" maximusotter, his bike clean. " ( overwhelming personal satisfaction)

" brummie, his sides sore. " (telling a good joke)

" Maldonado at samcrasher, his eyes red " (too many drugs)

etc.