went to the lake district with my gf at the weekend

had a walk around first day, it was really busy

2nd day we hiked up a big hill, not many people around but then we realised we went the long way, there were people around once we got to the top

finally got to a secluded bit

but she was trying to leave, headed for the main road (we were almost out of the place)

so in my panic to make her stay I picked up a bit of sheep sh*t and threw it at her (it was a small dry bit)

she was worried it was in her hair, it wasn't

she tried to leave again so I picked up the same bit and threw it again

luckily that stalled her escape, so I had a chance to get down on one knee and propose

and she said yes :-)



(p.s. she's really hot)

Must have been a good sheep!

Congratulations