went to the lake district with my gf at the weekend

had a walk around first day, it was really busy

2nd day we hiked up a big hill, not many people around but then we realised we went the long way, there were people around once we got to the top

finally got to a secluded bit

but she was trying to leave, headed for the main road (we were almost out of the place)

so in my panic to make her stay I picked up a bit of sheep sh*t and threw it at her (it was a small dry bit)

she was worried it was in her hair, it wasn't

she tried to leave again so I picked up the same bit and threw it again

luckily that stalled her escape, so I had a chance to get down on one knee and propose

and she said yes :-)



(p.s. she's really hot)

Must have been a good sheep!

Congratulations 

Can confirm his now future missus is hot, must also have vision problems I suppose..? 

Congratulations!   

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on September 10, 2026, 18:24:17 PMCan confirm his now future missus is hot, must also have vision problems I suppose..? 

Congratulations!   

shhhhhh!

she might read this and get her eye's tested, then I'm doomed!

If I throw animal faeces at a woman it's a "vile hate crime" Yet if you do it's romantic.

The inconsistencies in this country are a joke.

lol

went ring shopping on Friday, it's a bit weird they have about a million rings in the shop but you can;t try on what you want

"we've got this one which is kind of what you want then we could use the stones of this other one"


I didn't realise all the stuff in the shop is fake... so it's not like it would cost a lot?

Even if they're not fake they're not worth the retail price in terms of stones and metal, but I guess you can't try a lot on because they only have limited sizes/range shown? If you went to a chain maybe go to an independent jewellers instead to compare, might get a better deal or something a bit more bespoke?

Just be mindful they can and do grow diamonds in labs for retail, so the whole discussion of "fake" Goes a step further nowadays.