God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to  Him,
"Lord, we dont need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a  way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did  in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies  God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and
form it into  the likeness of You and breathe life into it,
thus creating  man."

"Well, thats interesting. Show Me. "

So the scientist bends  down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..."  interrupts God,

"Get your own  dirt."

Unexpected ending