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Worst.Movie.Ever.

Started by soopahfly, March 26, 2008, 11:58:19 AM

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soopahfly

Meet the spartans.

Couldnt watch more than 10 mins.  Got fed up when they were kicking people down the well.

Turned it off.

Felt dirty and used.

SteveF

The radio 1 film review of it summed it up nicely.  The worst film review Ive ever heard of any film by anyone.

soopahfly

Lynz says

QuoteIts like when kids try to make a play with stuff that they think is funny. No concept of what is actually funny and its just not.

Or something along those lines.

Clockedtasticity rating, 0 woots out of 5.

Mongoose

thanks for the warning!

just looked it up on Rotten Tomatoes, it scored 2%.

know what? I dont think Ill bother.

Serious

I had some hope for this...


/puts hope on hold

Poison_UK

Watching it tonight, Im going to be wishing for my time back aint I?

Mongoose

run. While you still can.

The only positive review I can find of this alleged movie is by someone who cant spell story.

Im all for the occasional bad film which is nevertheless good fun, but the consensus here seems to be that this one isnt.

chrisdicko

I saw it on Saturday.....and there was some bits that they did go too far with.......like the well bit, but other bits I thought was good.!

Obviously Im the only one who liked it  :mutley:

zpyder

Maybe those of us who see it will do so expecting the most pointless and wasteful hour and a bit of their life. And they might be pleasantly surprised to find it isnt?

Then the dread and horror sets in as the realisation dawns that if that wasnt the worst movie ever...then what is...  :drama:

Clock'd 0Ne

Ive only seen the trailer and it looks beyond abysmal. Im certain that zero rating is warranted!

Cypher

From what Ive heard it owes us a rating.

Poison_UK

Okay watched it and well that was crap!

I laughed maybe twice, I actually found the hanging of Saddam Hussien more funny! :s

Serious

Quote from: zpyderMaybe those of us who see it will do so expecting the most pointless and wasteful hour and a bit of their life. And they might be pleasantly surprised to find it isnt?

Then the dread and horror sets in as the realisation dawns that if that wasnt the worst movie ever...then what is...  :drama:

Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life, although I know quite a lot of other people enjoyed its moronity.

Goblin

Well, its not the worst, but for Python it was pretty atrocious. Still, it gave us the phrase "Waffer theen meent" which is a plus, as well as Every Sperm Is Sacred which redeem it in some small way.

Worst film Ive ever seen is "City of Angels", with Nic Cage. There were a number of people in the audience cheered when Meg Ryan got cleaned by the bus at the end.
It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again.

Quixoticish

I quite liked The Meaning Of Life. :panic: