Now with crunchy ferret legs and a dusting of delicious Danish dandruff!!

Does this include salivating Singapore siamese sisters?

Oh indeed, we have hot honey & onion hotdogs too!

Ill take three paper bags full, shopkeep.

Ã,£1.50 plea, thankee-sai.

Do I get to keep the bag? If not, I offer Ã,£1.25 in light of the thrift.

You get free cheeseburger with chewish choco-cookie condiment.

Your monies are in a small bag settled on the table.

The only exit is to the south.

You forgot a beverage and dessert!

Milk, milk
Lemonade
Round the corner, fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole...
Out comes a chocolate Tootsie roll

Meatballs and vanilla sauce anyone ?

Thank you Clockd, please visit again.

There is a queue, Bear. One moment please, but meatball and vanilla is Ã,£1.24, served with mango and mini vegetables. Be cooked in 10minutes.

Now Max, would you care for a ring a ring o roses with that?

No, no, me and the missus are all stocked up on black death. Three quarts of the stoff in the cabinets, and as you know, the only good use of it is in fruitcake. Still, were mighty fans of a good creamy pustule, have any puddings on hand?

Quote from: Clockd 0NeThe only exit is to the south.

/goes south...

/screams for 5 seconds

/impact noises

WHO PUT THAT BLOODY CLIFF JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR?

Quote from: maximusotterNo, no, me and the missus are all stocked up on black death. Three quarts of the stoff in the cabinets, and as you know, the only good use of it is in fruitcake. Still, were mighty fans of a good creamy pustule, have any puddings on hand?

We have sausage and salty satsuma sundaes, 60p.

Do you have salty chocolate balls?