Captain birds eye vs Bernard Matthews ?
Nige would like to know.

Birdseye would destroy him with his oily-fish fuelled intellect and incomprehensible, and mildly perverse, accent.

Matthew would be dead in seconds with a birds eye broccoli spear to the neck. What sort of lunatic brings a bag of peas to a fight anyway?

Birds eye would get arrested for being a bit dodgy with children long before he could get matthews.

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Yes we both agreed on this. Those fishy fingers arnt from handling Norwegian cod...

Gotta be captain Birdseye, Matthews may be bootiful but hes still a turkey in the end  :mrgreen:

If Jamie Co-Oliver-ck had his way, Bernard would be serving hard time too, so I say were looking at a no holds-barred prison-rules fight to the death - much more interesting than robbing us of the main event via a legal technicality

I think If it came down to knuckles, Bernard would give captain Birdseye,  a good Basting.

Birdseye, as Matthews does not exist, therefore there is no fight, based on the fact I had to google it remind myself what it/he was.

LOL

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Quote from: SamBirds eye would get arrested for being a bit dodgy with children long before he could get matthews.

Yes we both agreed on this. Those fishy fingers arnt from handling Norwegian cod...

Eeeewwwww thats disgusting you smutty man!

heh


holes

In a shock result it would seem to be the Fat Turkey Botherer rather than the old Dolphin Shagging Kiddy Fiddler.



http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Captain+Birdseye&word2=Bernard+Matthews

First person to represent this battle in pictorial form receives a prize!

Birdseye arrested at docks, Matthews AK47 at the ready.