Women are as my brother put it:

More complex then rocket science!



They are sooo doing my nut in at the moment. Especially when Ive done nothing wrong but supposdly have...


Argggg!!

Tell me about it... Had a terrible summer in terms of women!!

Join the club!

They were designed never to be understood I think.

God supposedly knew what he was doing but if our intelect is up against the creator of the univese what chance do we have?

i keep my bitches on the guess.

they try and do the figuring while i beat them out of protection money. i have 6 in my freezer.

just the way i like my coffee

Ive found if you give them a computer and access to the internet, sign them upto a few womanly forums theyre happy.

Not heard from mine in about 6 months