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Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Started by maximusotter, October 19, 2006, 22:21:00 PM

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maximusotter

Somebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is:  http://www.leftbehindgames.com/

:lol:

From Forbes:

QuotePlayers, as commanders of the forces of good, need to make sure their people are housed and fed, nurtured with prayer and armed to defend themselves for eventual battle.

Players recruit people to battle evil forces while taking control of buildings for medical clinics and housing. They can send people into battle but lose points by killing evil soldiers or by failing to meet the spiritual needs of the troops. Want to ward off evil? Hit the prayer button.

Every person depicted has a name and a history, which emphasizes the human cost of battle, Frichner said.

Along the way, players find clues to Bible mysteries and other information. Christian rock groups provide background music.

In the single-player mode, the player battles evil forces. In the multiplayer mode, players may choose to represent evil or good. Gamers also can play each other online.

PRAYER PRAYER PRAYER FRAG FRAG PRAYER...HYPERSPACE

:shock: :lol:

maximusotter

Ha, this is getting some serious media attention now that Christmas is near.

Focus on the Family gives it a hearty thumbs up! :shock: Probably cause half the leadership wants to look *manly* as theyre diddlin queer hookers on the side. :D This is their leader, and he recommends:

Quote from: dobsonMeanwhile, the boys father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his sons maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

:shock: :lol:

Frag em...boys. :drama: :lol:


Deaths Head

Only one problem, its causing a fuss over a game that is utter crap.  Its beeing getting ratings of ~30%, so the developers will be rubbing their hands with joy,  Bad press is good press as they say.  It will only increase their sales.

skidzilla



....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...

maximusotter

:rofl: Thats just brilliant! It shows a common suburban-bot mentality. Thats where the vast majority of the designers and players live. The big city is a dangerous and immoral dark force. :lol:

Deaths Head

That is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day.  All women, not just some.  Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.

maximusotter

This is going further off topic, but the scene in Borat with the feminists is awesome. :lol: Theres been genuine outrage in that community that the film demeans women with humor,etc, and its just so funny how they take the stereotype of the humorless feminist and embody it to a tee. :D

Serious

Quote from: Deaths HeadThat is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day.  All women, not just some.  Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.

Feminists are *FUN* you can rile them up in soooo many good ways  :mrgreen:

Keep going and sooner or later they explode totally and leave or call you a male chauvinist pig, in the first let her go, mission achieved, in the second call her a female chauvinist sow...

One was going on about men being so bad and wanting to rape her so I said I most blokes wouldnt want to touch her with a barge pole.

She wasnt too happy but I didnt care as she was minging anyway  :twisted:

redneck


Pete

Quote from: maximusotterSomebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is:  http://www.leftbehindgames.com/


Im on it :D
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Sweenster

Quote from: skidzilla(Image removed from quote.)

....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...

That is amazing, they managed to sound like they dont know anything when giving someones life story...

Quixoticish

I cant find a link to the demo anywhere.

Deaths Head


Quixoticish

Quote from: Deaths HeadProbably for the best!

Probably. I just wanted to try it out of morbid curiosity.

Pete

I found it.

Please kill me now.

In a nutshell, its awful, the loading screens are so gay-porno that I switched my monitor off while it loaded. You start off with a disciple and use him to brainwash people one at a time, it takes a while. Then youre supposed to train a male (its specific about this) recruit up as a builder and have him take over a cafe. That took a while too.

I couldnt take anymore.



Google for EternalForcesDemoSetup.exe
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.