Quote from: RivkidHmm well I do think youve got yourself a touch worked up because someone pointed out your spelling mistake (which wasnt me Ill point out).

I got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group (in case you are unaware - using caps in written text on the internet is usually taken to mean shouting aggressively).  I simply pointed out that the Full metal jacket reference you used isnt from Japan which might have entertained anyone who got the reference in the first place.  Its like a joke on a joke....

QuoteIs the diameter of your head proportional to the number of degrees one has ?

Nope, but its pretty damn good guide for intelligence.  The amount of time it takes should mean most graduates can spell - but it seems we cannot.  Hence the dig at the UK universities.  But I think weve had that conversation before.  

omg, I have a HUGE head....

I = teh win!

Quote from: neXus

Quote from: PuNk

Quote from: Clockd 0NeIts when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

Someone likes the weird ones

its all about relativity, they seem like boring bitches compared to me.




you see kids, thats how you do an internet forum joke... you insult yourself, no one can get angry at me now !

QuoteI got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group (in case you are unaware - using caps in written text on the internet is usually taken to mean shouting aggressively).  I simply pointed out that the Full metal jacket reference you used isnt from Japan which might have entertained anyone who got the reference in the first place.  Its like a joke on a joke....  

Ok well I apologise if my capital letters offended you that wasnt intended (I take your point although when I was at uni they did teach that theres no tonality in text). However my racial slur (now theres some leading journalism if ever Ive seen it given the context) was merely a tongue in cheek continuation of Nexuss joke :

QuoteSorry for the next bit ladies of the forum and I do not really mean it, but it is funny and has to be added after the above silly fun comment, but....
she did love me long time though

Disclaimer
Rivkid Incorporated would like to apologise to any Japanese or Vietnamese that may have been confused or offended by these posts. Any comments made were intended to be of satirical nature and not to be taken literally. We hope you will enjoy these posts in the context in which they were written and have set up a support line for any affected persons on 0800 654-FLYLICE. Thank you.....come again (sh*t now weve opened up a whole new can of worms!

Quote from: SteveF

QuoteIs the diameter of your head proportional to the number of degrees one has ?

Nope, but its pretty damn good guide for intelligence.

I have a huge head but am not very clever so your logic is flawed Sir.

Back to the sex. I once was with a lady who squeeled like a stuck pig upon orgasm, was a very strange noise.

I agree the quiet ones are dull, kinda like humping dead meat or something.

Quote from: SteveFI got worked up about your use of capitals towards me during your racial slur which pulled all asian people into one group  

[troll]well they do all look the same so I reckon the sucky sucky jokes still work[/troll]  :mrgreen:

Back to the thread topic - oriental girls tend to be a bit petite - westerners tend to be a bit bigger on average than oriental men - so basically youre bigger than she is used to - just be thankful youre not a black dude else she really would have been screaming!

Quote from: White GiantBack to the sex. I once was with a lady who squeeled like a stuck pig upon orgasm, was a very strange noise.

I agree the quiet ones are dull, kinda like humping dead meat or something.

True but if one is sounding like your breaking their arm, not so cool

Quote from: neXusI spent the Night with her last night and not going into details but I was constantly going "are you ok?" "that hurt?" she sounded like she was in pain all the time, it was a good night but she did giggle because I was concerned, I was she sounded like If you hurt them non stop.
As you know my bad hand keeps me up so while she was sleeping I was still  up and her friend also Japanese came home from her late shift, chatted with her for a bit, she says that they are just like that and do not worry.

Is it just to do with higher pitch accent?
Funny chat topic I know but when you think your breaking someone your like "omg"

My wife shared a house with a Japanese girl for 7 months and she made noises that drove her mad while she was with her boyfriend.  Apparently it is fairly normal for Japanese women to make such noises, not all but a few known do apparently.  She ended up marrying English guy two kids now.  You never know if you can put up with the noises.

sounds like rape

Quote from: Eddsounds like rape

Dont mince your words Edd you get to the point mate!!

Quote from: Rivkid

Quote from: Eddsounds like rape

Dont mince your words Edd you get to the point mate!!


(Image removed from quote.)

ROFL!!!!!  

well if thats how he has to get laid.


he could have sex with 18 women last night on the way home then....

ITS NOT RAPE !


its just surprise sex

Alan u never let us down