Read this in the paper and had to post it

Has taken him 26 years but he needs to provide more for his family so he has got a new job and his new show will see him move to a large town

QuoteOSTMAN Pat is to leave Greendale village in his new series — after getting a PROMOTION.

The kids' favourite moves to a big town in Postman Pat: Special Delivery Service on BBC2 next year.

He is also likely to trade in his famous red van and meet new characters in "highly-charged storylines".

Makers Entertainment Rights said: "We are taking the much-loved characters into a dynamic new environment."

The 26-year-old show has been sold to 150 countries.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007300466,00.html

some things shouldnt be messed with IMO.

it wasnt broke...

Jaimz

"highly-charged storylines"    

Its a kids programme for Gods sake...

Episode 1 :

Pat delivers an ASBO notice to Terry the local smack-head.

 

Quote from: Clockd 0Ne"highly-charged storylines"

The following takes place between 12am and 12pm....
"Postman" Pat Bauer has 24 hours to deliver a critical package to CTU, and save his black and white cat from the evil terrorists clutches...Will he survive the nightmare?

Quote from: White GiantEpisode 1 :

Pat delivers an ASBO notice to Terry the local smack-head.

 

lol, in his turbo charged v8

its all wrong, pat shouldnt get promoted, he should be made to do more work for no extra pay, and only the wankers who are forkin useless get promoted

bring it back to the real world

Quote from: skidzilla

Quote from: Clockd 0Ne"highly-charged storylines"

The following takes place between 12am and 12pm....
"Postman" Pat Bauer has 24 hours to deliver a critical package to CTU, and save his black and white cat from the evil terrorists clutches...Will he survive the nightmare?

Shouldnt that be ...between 12am and 1am

I wonder if in the new show he will go on strike, or have to deal with people stealing stuff at the depot or if there will be a new guy from bagdad who seems a little dodgy

Episode 2 : Pat cant be arsed
Pat has an important package to deliver, but cant be bothered.  He pulls up outside the house, cant be bothered getting the package out of the van and just fills in the "We called but you were out" slip instead.  

Quote from: BeakerEpisode 2 : Pat cant be arsed
Pat has an important package to deliver, but cant be bothered.  He pulls up outside the house, cant be bothered getting the package out of the van and just fills in the "We called but you were out" slip instead.  

Episode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng

Quote from: neXusEpisode 3: Postman pat loads up his van and goes straight home and goes out to deliver when he can be arsed later that eveinng

youre an idiot

Episode 4: Pat & da Cat are cruzing da streetz showing off da fresh new alloys smokin getn high listening to Dr. Dre (feat. - Snoop Dogg & Nate Dog) - The Next Episode, completely oblivious dat all the post is falling out da back of the van!¬%$

Eps 4 is rated 18 and will be called (guns and post retrieval)

Episode 5 : The Temporary Mailman
Pat is put in charge of some Polish Postmen in the Festive Season.  They dont speak English very well, he doesnt speak Polish.  Hilarity and mail to the wrong address ensues.